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the education of me - 11/17/2007 10:05:08 AM

mydomsabstrd

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this is probably going to get moved. but it is just random stupidity.

so here is the deal. somehow i got talked into going out after work last night, with my room mate and her other best female friend. yeah me. so after work i went home and changed into jeans and t-shirt. was only going to make an appearence then going home. was there for an hour and a half. and i learned that watching people dance while the are drunk is funnier than hell. after the dj played some really good songs it turned to kareoke(spelled that wrong i think) because i wasnt drinking i soon got bored. so i told my room mate i was going. the real fun started after i got home. my room mate and her friend showed up and the radio got turned on and i watched them dance around the living room. somewhere around 3 this morning i had my first drink. as i sat there nursing my drink and laughing at them, they suddenly turned on me. i got pulled off the couch and stuck between them. at that point they decided it was time to teach me how to dance. uggggg!!!! i dont dance. i tried to pull away but like i said i was stuck between them. i can honestly say that that was the first time ive ever had a female grind up on me. and i got two at once. this would have been better if i was drunker. or atleast attracted to one of them, no such luck there. but i learned to dance just to get them off of me. but i learned. i even taught them a dance i didnt know i knew. whats up with that. ive never claimed to have any rhythm(sp) but some how it found me. by 6 this morning i had downed half of my whiskey and was dancing around with them. all in all it was a fun girls night and i finally learned to dance.

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RE: the education of me - 11/17/2007 10:15:04 AM

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dancings for girls.

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< Message edited by Rumtiger -- 11/17/2007 10:17:14 AM >

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RE: the education of me - 11/17/2007 10:21:19 AM

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you have a point, last i looked i was female. but what do i know lmao

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i said shush girl, shush your lips, do the hellen keller and talk with your hips!!!!

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RE: the education of me - 11/17/2007 10:24:14 AM

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just one of my Zen master-like statements I make every so often.

besides, i'm ensuring that this thread stays in random stupidity, you should be thanking me.

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- Quentin Tarantino.

If they cant take a joke, fuck em.
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RE: the education of me - 11/17/2007 10:25:41 AM

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well it is trust me. lmao omg im still laughing at it all

btw thank you.

< Message edited by mydomsabstrd -- 11/17/2007 10:26:41 AM >

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i used to care.....now i take a pill for that
i said shush girl, shush your lips, do the hellen keller and talk with your hips!!!!

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