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The Blind Man and the Blonde Girls - 8/9/2005 10:10:52 AM   
Mercnbeth


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A blind man enters a "Ladies Bar" by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair (given that you are blind) that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and declares, "Nah....Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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RE: The Blind Man and the Blonde Girls - 8/9/2005 11:12:58 PM   
NakedOnMyChain


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Hehehe.

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RE: The Blind Man and the Blonde Girls - 8/10/2005 12:26:21 AM   
MadameDahlia


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I'm not exactly sure his reply was the best thing to say at that moment...

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