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VadFarkas -> The Hair Cut (11/19/2007 7:35:29 AM)

One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked
about his bill and the barber  replies, "I cannot accept money from you.
I'm doing community service  this week." The florist was pleased and
left the shop.


When the  barber goes to open his shop the next morning there is a
'thank you'  card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a  cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill,
the  barber again replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm  doing
community service this week." The cop is happy and leaves the  shop.


The next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a  'thank you'
card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Later that day, a college professor comes in for a haircut,  and when he
tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, "I  cannot accept money
from you. I'm doing community service this week."  The professor is very
happy and leaves the shop.


The next morning  when the barber opens his shop, there is a 'thank you'
card and a  dozen different books, such as "How to Improve Your
Business" and  "Becoming More Successful.

"Then, a Congressman comes in for a  haircut, and when he goes to pay
his bill the barber again replies,  "I cannot accept money from you. I'm
doing community service this  week." The Congressman is very happy and
leaves the shop.


The next  morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen
Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my  friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between
the citizens  of our country and the members of our Congress.




Phoenix2raven -> RE: The Hair Cut (11/20/2007 7:48:40 AM)

Funny but sadly true. 




slaverosebeauty -> RE: The Hair Cut (11/20/2007 8:46:45 PM)

Sad but true {shakes head}
 
It also shows that those who has less give more and those we elect are cheap and unscrouplious.




pinksugarsub -> RE: The Hair Cut (11/20/2007 8:49:50 PM)

Too cute, lol.
 
pinksugarsub




muffdiverelite -> RE: The Hair Cut -Alternate version (11/20/2007 10:11:16 PM)

A Free Haircut A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut but the barber refused saying, “I cannot accept money from you, father, for you are a good man - you do God’s work.” The next morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the door to his shop. A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the  barber refused payment saying “I cannot accept money from  you, for you are a good man - you protect the public.” The next morning the barber found a dozen doughnuts at the door  to his shop. A lawyer came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused payment saying, “I cannot accept money from you, for you are a good man - you serve the justice system.” The next morning the barber found a dozen more lawyers waiting for a haircut.




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