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feralkyttin -> My profile (11/19/2007 4:57:20 PM)

You want  humor?  See my profile and let me know what you think, please!!!

Curious,
    meesha / feral kyttin




Muttling -> RE: My profile (11/19/2007 5:06:10 PM)

I'm from Tennessee, we don't read anything that's more than 5 lines long.   I did, however, take pleasure in the pictures.  




Raechard -> RE: My profile (11/19/2007 5:13:14 PM)

There is only one picture you bluffer you.[:D]




Arpig -> RE: My profile (11/19/2007 5:43:45 PM)

Way too many words and not enough humour to float them




Saratov -> RE: My profile (11/19/2007 6:27:55 PM)

Okay, checked out the profile.  [sm=ofcourse.gif]  No offense buuuttt, what is the cyber version of 'motor mouth'?  Not a shy one, willing to talk, and talk... explaining.... [sm=biggrin.gif]




MissMagnolia -> RE: My profile (11/19/2007 7:03:33 PM)

OK, I looked. Where's the humorous bit?[&:]




grlneedstolearn -> RE: My profile (11/19/2007 7:07:28 PM)

It was a little too long for my taste, but i read it anyways. Umm humor where was it again?




chellekitty -> RE: My profile (11/19/2007 7:19:54 PM)

the humor was in getting us to attempt to read that....

now thats a verbosity kink if i ever saw one....




laurell3 -> RE: My profile (11/19/2007 7:23:48 PM)

sorry, reading any profile that long is a hard limit for me!




darchChylde -> RE: My profile (11/19/2007 9:58:09 PM)

how odd, i didn't even touch myself as i read that... i feel violated




feralkyttin -> RE: My profile (11/20/2007 12:26:00 AM)

Thanks for the feedback everyone.  I understand everyone's views and opinions.  I also appreciate them.  Especially the guy from Tennessee.  I know.  Most people don't read or write.  I got good laughs out of your responses, though.  Thanks.  Oh... and to the guy who called me a bluffer.... Wanna bet?  I just haven't found time to post any more pictures.  I've been too busy running around in circles on CM.

Come on.  Bet me.  I dare you, Sir!

Forget the freak.  You're just nature!




camille65 -> RE: My profile (11/20/2007 5:07:39 AM)

I read it and to be blunt I found it boring and it felt forced. I'm not normally this blunt but you did ask people to read it and for commentary afterward.Maybe if you pare it down to 1/3 of the original some may see humor in it.




Raechard -> RE: My profile (11/20/2007 6:31:45 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: feralkyttin
Oh... and to the guy who called me a bluffer.... Wanna bet?  I just haven't found time to post any more pictures. 


I wasn’t calling you a bluffer as I don’t make those judgements. I was referring to the person above me who said, “I did, however, take pleasure in the pictures”. You obviously only had one picture up and so he hadn’t really looked in my opinion at that time.

As you know him though he may have been referring to other pictures but I obviously wasn't aware of this. 




proudsub -> RE: My profile (11/20/2007 9:05:18 AM)

Oh my aging eyes--sorry can't read those color combinations.[:o]




SeeksOnlyOne -> RE: My profile (11/25/2007 7:06:15 AM)

well.....ya might wanna try seeking out them meds ya mentioned at the beginning......i didnt get past that part.....

ahhhhhhhhhh makes me glad there was no internet when i was 23




MrSpectacular -> RE: My profile (11/25/2007 9:59:46 AM)

Boring and self indulgent - forcing humor is not good. 




feralkyttin -> RE: My profile (11/25/2007 10:40:29 AM)

LMAO

what's a verbosity kind?

to a kind monk in my head:  Thanks for defining SEMANTICS

Mr Spectacular:  Spectacular... thanks...

SeekOnlyOne: The meds have been sought

proudsub:  Try highlighting the entire thing and cutting and pasting it to another program, such as word or notepad.

camille:  please forgive me for the use of force

darchChyle:  You SHOULD! DIRTY BOY!

laurell:  Your limits are respected

grlneedstole:  Sorry about that

MissMagnolia:  I suppose I've forgotten where I put it, by now

Saratov:  Thank you for pointing that out

Everyone:  I've finished making an ass of myself, now, if that's okay with you?

Me:  Shut up you silly slut!!!!

WOOHOO! FREE! FUN! HAPPY! PLAY! DANCE NAKY!  JUNGLE FARK! FARK YOURSELF! OR DO NOT! AS YOU WISH! WOOHOO!

I R DUPID
DUPID R U?
DUPID IS OK
OK ? ... for now?

meh......

oh.... and a WISE KYTTIN once said..... LOL.... ONCE

I AM NOT CUTE DAMMIT

Many Masters evidently say many things, for many reasons.  Many women assume they can and should know why.  Perhaps all they should do is what OBVIOUSLY feels RIGHT to them?

Say it twice
GIRL is KAJIRA
KAJIRA is GIRL
MASTER is GOREAN
GOREAN is MASTER

Just say it.  Say it as many times as you want.... or don't... Just go get JUNGEL FARKED FOR ALL I CARE *SMIRKS LOUDLY AND OBNOXIOUSLY*

Okay..... back to this ass on a platter thing.... I suppose I really SHOULD do something about that.... among other things... Perhaps a MASTER could HELP?  LMAO

Does anyone else feel like they are talking to themselves?
Am I listening?
Am I answering?
Am I trying?
YES! GIVE ME TIME MASTER!.... er... please, if you wish?  LOL




Gorean women, whether slave or Free,know, that their simple presence, brings joy to men,and I cannot think but that this pleases them.
Outlaw of Gor, pg 54



















philosophy -> RE: My profile (11/25/2007 11:35:39 AM)

FR


...lay off the coffee.......




Momentum -> RE: My profile (11/25/2007 12:39:05 PM)

How many Goreans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ans: Two, someone to stick the candle in the light socket and someone to light it.

Master why is wax dripping from the ceiling? it’s because candles are not meant to be dangling upside down you ejiet!  




DefiantFlower -> RE: My profile (11/26/2007 12:36:48 AM)

*groans and walks away shaking her head*




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