mnottertail -> RE: Do I know you?!! (8/12/2005 6:18:22 AM)
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ORIGINAL: JohnWarren I'm an autograph slut. As Libby put it to one sweet young thing "Oh, John will sign your book if you ask nicely; he'll also sign it if you ask rudely; heck, he'll autograph it if you don't run away fast enough." If you aren't close enough to SE Florida for me to sign it in person, you can mail it to me, with, of course, an SASE, and I'll autograph it and send it back. Drop me a note at [email protected] and I'll send you the mailing address. If we meet and you don't have a copy, I also sign body parts [smiling in happy memories of such signatures] Dear John, you have no idea what you have wrought. Your mailman is going to be moheftigly pissed off at you. You will need to build an addition on your house to store signings in progress. You might as well set up a physical therapy appointment now, for your signing hand. the good news is that you will find out how many copies your publisher never paid you for and you will be able to consume the bootlegs. LOL, Ron
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