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SeeksOnlyOne -> thanks for having my balls cut off mom... (11/20/2007 12:20:46 PM)

well, today charlie the new puppy got neutered....i left work long enough to take him to the vet, and worried about him til the vet called at noon and said he came through the surgery well, came out of the anesthesia quickly, and wide open.  you can come on and get him at 230 instead of 5 if youd like to.  i swear i sensed a tone of begging in her voice.

he was oh so happy to see me.  i walked him a bit and he just wanted to get in the truck and come home.  the drive from the vet is less than a mile id bet.

half way he whines a bit, looks at me with those adoring puppy eyes, then craps in my truck.  it might should have made me mad, but it cracked me up and caused me to lower the windows in record time, screaming hang on charlie were almost there!

the truck is clean now and febreezed to the max...no stains, and he is lying at my feet.

and im left to wonder, was it an accident, excitement, or sweet revenge to him[8|]

the thanks ya get from dogs dang it-lol




nightblades -> RE: thanks for having my balls cut off mom... (11/20/2007 1:58:23 PM)

i myself think it is a little of all three but little more of the last one





Aylee -> RE: thanks for having my balls cut off mom... (11/20/2007 3:55:38 PM)

Likely an accident.  He was probably nervous at the vets, strange place and people with out you there, and had just not had a chance to go.  Then he got up and moved around a bit, and well, things got moving, and he just could not hold back any longer. 

Although, as revenge it does sound MUCH funnier. 




tatangel -> RE: thanks for having my balls cut off mom... (11/20/2007 4:59:57 PM)

Perhaps it was an early Christmas present. You know, on the first day of Christmas my puppy gave to me....




SeeksOnlyOne -> RE: thanks for having my balls cut off mom... (11/20/2007 5:48:32 PM)

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ORIGINAL: tatangel

Perhaps it was an early Christmas present. You know, on the first day of Christmas my puppy gave to me....


lmfaooooooooo-we can skip the next 11 days then




oreogirl -> RE: thanks for having my balls cut off mom... (11/20/2007 8:31:00 PM)

Puppies love to just cause all kinds of trouble, but I'm betting that was purely revenge!  Lord knows my dog has done some similar things to me.




SeeksOnlyOne -> RE: thanks for having my balls cut off mom... (11/21/2007 4:00:53 AM)

im gonna choose to believe it was revenge....i mean he knew i couldnt deball him again.....




soultoshare -> RE: thanks for having my balls cut off mom... (11/21/2007 9:20:20 AM)

I'm sorry.....this is just too funny.....I have cats that are big time into revenge!!!!!  I'd watch your shoes if I were you!




Sinergy -> RE: thanks for having my balls cut off mom... (11/21/2007 12:10:50 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: tatangel

Perhaps it was an early Christmas present. You know, on the first day of Christmas my puppy gave to me....


On the first day of Christmas my doberman puppy ripped off me....

Two testicles and a purpled headed, furry little tree.

Sinergy




Aylee -> RE: thanks for having my balls cut off mom... (11/21/2007 1:54:49 PM)

That is so so so wrong. 

But funny.




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