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Series of lame jokes - 11/21/2007 2:07:45 AM

bryhtwulf

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A man is giving a woman a tour of Belfast, when they stop and see the river Lagan. The woman explains that "it reminds her of sex". The man is puzzled and asks why. She sighs and replies "Oh, everything does".

Q: How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Shut up! You weren't there!

Two old englishmen are in a pub. One says "harryston old man, terribly sorry to hear that you had to bury your wife last week". harryston looks up and says "had to old boy, dead you know".

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RE: Series of lame jokes - 11/22/2007 11:04:59 AM

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Charlie was fixing a door and found that he needed a new hinge, so he
> sent his wife Mary to Home Depot.
>
> At Home Depot, Mary saw a beautiful bathroom faucet while she was
> waiting for Walt, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer.
>
> When Walt was finished, Mary asked "How much for that faucet?"
>
> Walt replied, "That's pewter and it costs $300."
>
> "My goodness that sure is a lot of money!" Mary exclaimed. Then she
> proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy, and
> Walt went to the back room to find it.
>
> From the back room Walt yelled, "Mary, you wanna screw for that
> hinge?"
>
> Mary replied, "No, but I will for the faucet."
>
> This is why you can't send a woman to Home Depot

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RE: Series of lame jokes - 11/22/2007 11:37:33 AM

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lol..never go to Home Depot with a Dominant who doesnt know the difference between Winch and Wench... even if the winch is going to be used on the wench.

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RE: Series of lame jokes - 11/22/2007 8:17:55 PM

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LOL, very true!!

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RE: Series of lame jokes - 11/30/2007 7:14:27 PM

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Don't laugh. I once saw an ad for a Jeep "with 6,000 lb wench on front bumper." I had to sit down.

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