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SeeksOnlyOne -> hahaha (11/21/2007 4:47:03 PM)
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> While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a
bottle
> on the sand picked it up.
>
> Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said,
> "Master, may I grant you one wish?"
>
> Osama responded, "You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you
> know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything."
>
> The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be
> returned to that bottle forever."
>
> Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the
> woman and said, "Very well, I want to awaken with three Americanwomen
> in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with you."
>
> The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared.
>
> The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya
> Harding, and Hillary Clinton at his side.
>
> His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health
> insurance.
>
> God is good
>
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