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the stomping and crushing video - 11/22/2007 5:27:39 AM   
LadyEllen


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Status: offline 		Well, we finally posted a video of me stomping and crushing a fax machine onto YouTube the other day. Not the best one we made - but good enough to test the market - we're holding the best back for more lucrative outlets.

It got 90 views in just a few hours. Similar ones there, had up to 30,000 views over a few months. I find it bizarre that this sort of thing is so popular, but who am I to question it?

The only real question is how long for delivery of a Ferrari?

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RE: the stomping and crushing video - 11/22/2007 5:42:58 AM   
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Status: offline 		What is it called? I want to watch it.

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RE: the stomping and crushing video - 11/22/2007 6:08:58 AM   
LadyEllen


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should be the link; otherwise search for crushing stomping fax machine Mistress Katrina (my stage name!)

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RE: the stomping and crushing video - 11/22/2007 7:33:20 AM   
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Status: offline 		Very nice idea.  The photographer and cinematographer in me cannot watch anything like without trying to think of a dozen ways to do it myself...I wonder if it would be more erotic with multiple angles, slow motion, etc...

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RE: the stomping and crushing video - 11/22/2007 8:18:37 AM   
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Status: offline 		It would be better with more light, for a start!

Apparently what the afficionados enjoy is the raw display of rage and violence involved. Stuff that I think would be great usually falls foul of that desire - for instance more sensuous stuff like caressing the object of attention with the boots or the heels just doesnt do it for the viewers, though I'd have thought that might work.

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RE: the stomping and crushing video - 11/22/2007 8:25:46 AM   
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Status: offline 		*nods*  I understand what you're saying.  Lighting is always an issue, but I was not being quite that specifically technical. 

I will have to try making one of these with a model at some point.  Just need to percolate a bit on how to get the shots I want...and find someone who owns a pair of those boots and enjoys stomping.  :D

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RE: the stomping and crushing video - 11/22/2007 8:57:40 AM   
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RE: the stomping and crushing video - 11/22/2007 9:02:14 AM   
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Status: offline 		Hehe, well, I'm glad the intended audience likes it! And seeing Lady Ellen in hot spike-heels wasn't too bad. ;)

So when should you be able to turn a profit off this?


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RE: the stomping and crushing video - 11/22/2007 9:40:34 AM   
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Status: offline 		Hi Aidan

We have to get a few things in place, but then we're off. Whats great is that all the revenue is profit since my friend gets the stuff to be smashed for free - its all old stuff that companies throw out as obsolete or broken.

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RE: the stomping and crushing video - 11/22/2007 9:49:15 AM   
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RE: the stomping and crushing video - 11/22/2007 9:58:45 AM   
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Status: offline 		That's very interesting.    May I send a pm round your way?  I would be very curious to know more about your business model.  I am going to be overhauling my website in the new year, and I will be looking for ways to make my art more profitable.

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RE: the stomping and crushing video - 11/22/2007 10:02:58 AM   
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Status: offline 		I love the boots, and lord knows I have wanted to do that to office machines before! 

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RE: the stomping and crushing video - 11/22/2007 11:06:57 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUsTxkMe_4U

should be the link; otherwise search for crushing stomping fax machine Mistress Katrina (my stage name!)

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Wow they dont make faxes like they used to!  Nice video.

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RE: the stomping and crushing video - 11/22/2007 5:53:13 PM   
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Status: offline 		Huh?  I don't get it.  Evidently I am not the intended target audience.  The boots are hot, for sure.  But where is the machine getting it's just deserts, the denouement, as it were?  All you did was rip off it's skirt and leave the poor thing standing there, lonely, wounded, and certainly wanting for attention.  I feel like I just watched Brokeback mountain - lots of flirtatious suggestion, but no homerun. :-)

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RE: the stomping and crushing video - 11/22/2007 7:26:26 PM   
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Status: offline 		Absolutely agree.  Love the boots.
 
Thanks for sharing the link.

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RE: the stomping and crushing video - 11/22/2007 7:47:03 PM   
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Status: offline 		can you make one with the computer that eats your reports? andt he IT person disappering into the black whole where  your report is?

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RE: the stomping and crushing video - 11/22/2007 10:00:12 PM   
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Status: offline 		Oh My...love the boots...I was worried about them the whole time.  I was like...oh no...don't break that beautiful heel!  LOL

I guess my shoe fetish is much stronger than any incling toward stomping and crushing!

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RE: the stomping and crushing video - 11/23/2007 12:55:57 AM   
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Status: offline 		I know that there is a big market for these sort of videos, though personally I have no idea what the attraction is.

Another big medium you might want to try out would be fruit. A lot of people really seem to dig watching fruit get smashed to hell and back. I imagine that some of the viewers are likely mentally substituting those bits... er... for their own. Goes hand in hand with the trampling fetish. I'm betting that a banana flanked by tomatoes or other easily squishable fruit would really yank some cranks - and likely expand your potential audience. Now that I think about it, kiwi fruit might be better for obvious reasons.

You're definitely right about the lighting. The slightly out of focus nature makes it seem almost as though it came from the 80's. Not that there's anything wrong with that. You'll still reach your target audience since the content wasn't overly obscured due to horrible video quality. Just the same, better lighting and upgrading your photography equipment may boost viewership/sales.

If it's possible to edit the messages at the beginnng and end of the video you might want to go with a different colour. Neither black nor white show up as well as you'd like them to if you actually want people to read the text. I'd suggest a mid-line blue or green since neither of them appear in the video's background. The colour change will make a world of difference in that it'll be a lot easier to read.

Lastly, in the beginning message it reads "Mistress Katrina Stomps & Crush a Fax Machine with here STEEL HEELS" Stomps and Crush are not in the same tense. It would flow a lot better if it became "Stomps and Crushes". And "here" ought to be altered to "her". Also, I'd suggest capitalization for both "with" and "her" purely for aesthetics.

P.S. If the words were arranged in a slightly different format it would probably feel better to the eye. Something like this perhaps:

Mistress Katrina
Stomps & Crushes
A Fax Machine With
Her STEEL HEELS!

Actually... Looking at it now, I think that the entire line "A Fax Machine" might easily be omitted. People know it's a fax machine. And it merely ends up feeling cluttered. Quick and to the point might be more snappy.

Mistress Katrina
Stomps & Crushes
With Her STEEL HEELS! 

(Perhaps?)

< Message edited by MadameDahlia -- 11/23/2007 1:03:44 AM >

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RE: the stomping and crushing video - 11/23/2007 1:48:59 AM   
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MadameDahlia wrote: Also, I'd suggest capitalization for both "with" and "her" purely for aesthetics.

Usual style, in the UK, at least is to always capitalise the first word and then capitalize everything except articles, prepositions and conjunctions.  So, `Mistress Katrina Stomps and Crushes a Fax Machine with Her Steel Heels.'

Personally, I can't help wondering what proportion of the audience is thinking, ``I wish I could be that fax machine'' and what proportion is thinking, ``Ha ha!  Die, fax machine scum!  Die!''  (I'm in the latter camp, with a side order of ``Nice boots.'')

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RE: the stomping and crushing video - 11/23/2007 4:41:12 AM   
LadyEllen


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Status: offline 		Thanks everyone - yes, the spelling and grammar need to be sorted out (which shall be accomplished by sorting out him wot wrote it).

I was interested in the comments about no denouement - what would be a suitable ending though I wonder? ('cause I must admit, I dont get it!)

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