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DaddySur -> This has been posted before, but a classic (11/22/2007 9:40:23 AM)
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A zoophile, a sadist, a coprophiliac, a rubber fetishist, a
necrophiliac, a pyromaniac, and a masochist are all sitting on a long
bench in the middle of a park (which in itself can’t be a good
thing).
As a cat walks by, the zoophile perks up and says, “Hey, let’s have
sex with that cat!” The sadist says, “Let’s torture the cat, then
have sex with it!” to which the corprophiliac replys, “Well, how about
we torture the cat, have sex with it, then shit on it!”
Considering this, the rubber fetishist says, “then we could dip it in
latex,” to which the necrophiliac adds, “And then we could kill it and
have sex with it again!”
The pyromaniac, while flicking his lighter excitedly speaks up and
states rather decidedly, “Ok—so we’ll torture and have sex with the
cat, then shit on it and dip it in latex. Then we’ll kill the cat and
have sex with it another time, and when we’re done, I’ll set it on
fire!”
With eager faces, they all turn to the masochist who lifts and eyebrow
and says, “Meow?”
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