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Shakey Hands - 11/22/2007 10:05:54 AM

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The next time you see a little old lady with shaky
hands, you'll remember this story:

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to
the counter.

Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk: 'Dddooo youuuu hhhave dddddiilllldosss? '

The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: 'Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models.'

The old woman then asks: 'Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy AAA pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss ththiickk.aaand rrunns by bbaatteries?

The clerk responds, 'Yes we do.'

She asks: ' Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn tt the ssuno ooffabbitch offffff?

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RE: Shakey Hands - 11/24/2007 4:19:49 PM

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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RE: Shakey Hands - 11/24/2007 5:05:35 PM

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ROTFLMAO

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RE: Shakey Hands - 11/26/2007 6:52:26 AM

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*ack* OMG!

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RE: Shakey Hands - 11/26/2007 11:42:45 AM

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LMAO!!! Good thing she wasn't stuck on a sybian...it would have rattled her dentures loose, too!

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RE: Shakey Hands - 11/27/2007 7:26:07 PM

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OMGosh!!!! SOOOO funny!!!! But not??? :P

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