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Jewish Math Lesson - 11/22/2007 4:46:14 PM   
Nexo


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A Jewish woman says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Sheldon !!!


All he wants is anal sex and my asshole is now the size of a 50 cent piece when it used to be the size of a 5 cent piece."

Mother says "You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman, you live in an 8 bedroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari, you get $1000 a week allowance, you take 6 vacations a year...




and now you want to throw all that away for 45 cents?
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RE: Jewish Math Lesson - 11/22/2007 7:26:07 PM   
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What the hell? Lol.

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RE: Jewish Math Lesson - 11/24/2007 4:05:08 AM   
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RE: Jewish Math Lesson - 11/27/2007 7:10:18 PM   
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Hee-Hee!!!!!   ;)




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RE: Jewish Math Lesson - 11/28/2007 11:01:26 PM   
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She needs to find a better attorney.

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RE: Jewish Math Lesson - 11/29/2007 4:08:58 AM   
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LOL......

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Is it kind? Is it true? Is it necessary?
Does it improve upon the silence? - Sai Baba

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RE: Jewish Math Lesson - 11/29/2007 4:11:53 PM   
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Oh, NOW I get it.  It's jewish because you said the word 'jewish' one time.  Duh.  How silly of me.

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