bayboundse
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Joined: 10/29/2005 From: Oak Ridge, TN Status: offline
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A very wealthy couple are sitting in a high end upper scale restruant, when a younger extremely good looking woman comes up wispers in the mans ear, kisses his cheak and walks off. The wife gets mad "WHO was that" she says. The husband turns to his wife and says "Thats my mistress". The wife blows up "You basterd, I want a divorce"! The Husband says "Fine, but think about this, No More: Vactions in the south of France, expensive jewelry, new cars every year, trips around the world, pretty much unlimited shopping, no house in the Bahamas, you will take nothing but the small alimoney you agreed to when we married". The wife goes silent, and the couple continues eating. As they sit in silence another couple walks in and comes up to the table. The man in the couple is the husbands business partner, but the lady is unknown to the wife. After they exchange pleasantries, the new couple walk off. The wife turns to her husband and asks "Who was that with your partner John"? The husband says "that was his mistress". The wife thinks for a minute turns to her husband "Ours is better looking".
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