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jungle fuckkin' - 11/24/2007 3:40:37 PM   
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I am sure someone posted this before- but I didn't see it.
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtXGRWrmLLo
 
It is so much to ask?

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RE: jungle fuckkin' - 11/24/2007 3:53:00 PM   
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I'd jungle fuck her.

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RE: jungle fuckkin' - 11/24/2007 3:55:58 PM   
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Are we having fun yet?  I know WE(me myself and I) are! YAY!  *could think of a few.... okay... two people she wouldn't mind "jungle farkin"

*is a dirty lying bytch*

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RE: jungle fuckkin' - 11/24/2007 4:01:55 PM   
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Nope. ( I wonder if there will be any dissenters here at all?)
 
Not to much to ask at all.

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RE: jungle fuckkin' - 11/24/2007 4:35:30 PM   
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OMG!
Way too funny...
(almost peed my pants laughing) 


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RE: jungle fuckkin' - 11/24/2007 5:38:31 PM   
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LMAO

YOU JUNGLE MIND MONKEY RAPED ME!!!!!! WHY!?!?!?!

*SUDDENLY REMEMBERS *ASKING* FOR IT*

and no... it R NOT TO MUCH TO ASK

R IT?

LOL

I said it more than twice now..... So much for not being redundant!! Wahoo!!! NAKY DANCY JUNGLY FUXINESS!!!

PWAY WIF DA KWAZY PEOPLE
I R FUN IF NUTHIN ELSE!!!!


ORIGINAL  I'm capable of so much more

GENERIC AND MASS PRODUCED: SAY THIS TWICE SAY THIS TWICE!

I believe the wisdom is out there if one is only but patience and courageous enough to take the time to look for it.  She can not be afraid to "EXTEND A FRIENDLY PAW" or even to BEAR A BURDEN.  She must UNDERSTAND herself well enough to know that SOMEONE ELSE already COVERED THIS.  She's done enough homework for now, thanks.  She needs to graduate.  PARTY!?!?! JUNGLE FARKIN!?!?!  DANCE NAKY?!?!? MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE??? LAUGH?? PLAY??  no.....?  Then go do your own thing.  I've got plenty OF OTHER THINGS TO DO.  LOL  I did my part, now.  I did MORE THAN MY PART.  Take a DOSE of your OWN MEDICINE before you try taking any of mine.  I GET IT NOW.  THAT WAS FUN!  Can we do it again whilest we dance naky in the jungle?  No?  *feigns a pout, cuz she IS PLAYFUL*  ahhhhhh ..... bliss.....

GRACE will help you find the way IF SHE IS WATCHING!


I like this game.... I really like this game......



See?  I'm listening now.  Does anyone other than ME actually BELIEVE in MY ability to have some self CONTROL and DISCIPLINE as well as GET OVER the CONSEQUENCES of their RESPONSIBILITIES?

Do we know the differences between out wants and our needs?
Do we have balance?
Is everything as it should be?
Should we just get over it and stop whining?
Are you guyz done with the crazy ass panther girl, six winged ball gag ROUTINE yet? Have we remained TOLERABLE LIKABLE and PATIENT?  Are WE PERSISTANT?  Am I talking to myself again?  If so.... that's okay.  Why?  Because I'm allowed to say so, FOR NOW.  Perhaps if you are unsure, you should talk to  your FAMILY FRIENDS REAL LIFE PEOPLE SELF OR JUST ANYONE WHO WILL READ WHAT YOUR DUMB ASS ON A PLATTER WILL WRITE.

Your ass is on a platter.  You might as well DISH IT OUT and BE ABLE TO TAKE IT.

*shrugz*  OR DON'T  *shrugz and finds a ballgag for herself because YOU ALREADY KNEW MOST OF THAT*

ahhh

peace.....
for now.....
until one of you efferz decides to TEASE ME again.  OMG

I feel oh so very dirty.   PERHAPS IT IS BECAUSE I GOT JUNGLE FARKED BY DOING MY HOMEWORD AND BEING BRAVE AND HONEST ENOUGH TO SPEAK UP FOR ONCE.... perhaps not...... perhaps, DEPENDING on my blood alcohol level.  PERHAPS NOT.  I AM ALLOWED TO BE WRONG.

damn, guyz... I think when I listened, I realized others were listening.  I think when I looked, I saw that others were looking.

Why in the hell does all this seem SO FAMILIAR?  So FELONIOUS?  So much like FAMILY?

Ahhh.... WHY DOES IT MATTER?

LOL

*TRIES VERY HARD TO SCAMPER OFF because she secretly LIKES BEING A GOOD GIRL....LOL.....*

Brought to you by some silly slut YOU DO NOT EVEN KNOW!!!!


WOOHOO!

I THINK I GET IT NOW!!!!


Will everyone please quit allowing me to TEASE MYSELF.  I realize you are leaning on the doorbell and all, but.... well..... you know?  I mean... You know..... Don't you?  *looks around, all paranoid and coy, like those lil japanese hentai chicks*

HUSTLER told ME that HENTAI translates to PERVERT

I GET IT

I FARKIN GET IT YOU JUNGLE CREATURES!!!!!!!!!!



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RE: jungle fuckkin' - 11/24/2007 5:56:38 PM   
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Geesh feral...get a fucking grip on yourself

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RE: jungle fuckkin' - 11/24/2007 7:49:00 PM   
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....Wheres the nearest jungle?..I want to find that man!..Tempting

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RE: jungle fuckkin' - 11/24/2007 10:13:48 PM   
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"oh Daddy" 

Tempting if you find him first, ask him if he has a brother....
this was fun.....Thanks Topcat

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RE: jungle fuckkin' - 11/24/2007 11:40:14 PM   
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lmao ~take it like the bitch you are

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RE: jungle fuckkin' - 11/25/2007 7:07:04 PM   
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Haha...thank you Sir for that! Fuckin awesome.

Now really, is it so much to ask?

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RE: jungle fuckkin' - 11/25/2007 7:43:24 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: IrishMist

Geesh feral...get a fucking grip on yourself

....thanks Irish for making me crack up.  My sentiments exactly.  Talk about an attention whore.  And not just your average, run of the mill one but a frickin' loooooony one.....Geesh............luci

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RE: jungle fuckkin' - 11/25/2007 8:14:39 PM   
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that was such a good video... Imagine what a happier world we would live in if *everyone* was Jungle F*ckin'? no more grumpy people.

"Drive me home with that Cadilac Daddy man!" Freakin loved that part....

Gwyn,
who is gonna get her Jungle Funk on tonight dang it.

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RE: jungle fuckkin' - 11/25/2007 8:20:26 PM   
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Ok Feral... if you hadnt noticed.. being Nutters around here really doesnt get you far.. it is not cute.. it is not sweet.. it is just plain annoying. So Personaly I am going to block you because you make no actual contibution to any thread other then self indulgant rambles hoping some one will notice you. I hope you will stop the childish "look at me" bit and actualy contribute. Good attention is much better then negative. None is better then negative. You should have learned that as a child.

I wish you luck in finding yourself, and finding your way here.

Gwyn

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RE: jungle fuckkin' - 11/26/2007 1:51:35 AM   
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omg that was the perfect way to start my first day back to work after the holiday-lol

makin note.....stop on the way home from work for a bunch of red lightbulbs.....

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RE: jungle fuckkin' - 11/26/2007 2:13:03 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Baroque
( I wonder if there will be any dissenters here at all?)

Yes me.....behave like that after 25 years....Might happen but the "other one" wouldnt be their long term partner !

Still I expect Stephanie makes a decent living peddling such tosh lol

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RE: jungle fuckkin' - 12/1/2007 10:54:28 AM   
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I think my Granma  would  have  been the  first  to say  "hell yeah! screw the plates!"  But then..she was  my  granma  and  a bit off the  norm.
Loved the  Vid  Topcat... Thank you  for a  wicked  good  laugh

"desperately seeking.. JF?"   hmmmm

Dual

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