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Flying Spaghetti Monster - 8/11/2005 6:42:10 PM

subversiveone

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http://www.venganza.org

You gotta see this!

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RE: Flying Spaghetti Monster - 8/11/2005 10:13:34 PM

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That's awesome. Spready the gospel... All hail the goodness that is our carbohydrate composed god!

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RE: Flying Spaghetti Monster - 8/16/2005 4:07:07 AM

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How did they know that I did, indeed, touch His Noodly Appendage? That was hilarious! Thanks for sharing.

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RE: Flying Spaghetti Monster - 8/17/2005 9:48:53 PM

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Yea, they did recieve the Divine touch of his Noodly Appendage ( snort. choke.).
AND it left great big smears of a flirtatious little home-made pesto sauce upon them. AND
they were glad.
For verily, it WAS al dente.
Let the church say a-MEN.
This boy's a genius....i may have to make him an Honorary guinea for this.Be well and eat pasta,oh you multitudes...
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RE: Flying Spaghetti Monster - 8/19/2005 10:03:03 PM

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Psalm Twenty-Urp

1: The FSM is my chef; I shall not want.

2: He maketh me to lie down in noodly pastures: he leadeth me beside the still Top Ramen.

3: He restoreth my bowl: he leadeth me in the paths of carbohydrateness for his name's sake.

4: Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Atkins, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy noodles and thy broth, they comfort me.

5: Thou preparest a table of pasta before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my gut with alfredo sauce; my plate runneth over.

6: Surely goodness and satiety shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dine in the house of the FSM for ever.

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