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A typcal macho man vs. beautiful woman - 11/25/2007 7:59:15 PM

Obedient1nPA

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A Typical macho man marries a Typically beautiful woman, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it.
Those are my rules. Any comments?"

His new bride looks at him for a moment, and then responds,
"No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night... whether you're here or not."

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RE: A typcal macho man vs. beautiful woman - 11/25/2007 8:27:08 PM

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Niiiiiiiiice.

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RE: A typcal macho man vs. beautiful woman - 11/25/2007 9:55:32 PM

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YEA!!! Good for her... {giggles}

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RE: A typcal macho man vs. beautiful woman - 11/26/2007 8:44:50 PM

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love it

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RE: A typcal macho man vs. beautiful woman - 11/27/2007 6:14:29 PM

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I like that one!!! LOL!!!

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RE: A typcal macho man vs. beautiful woman - 11/29/2007 4:43:02 AM

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RE: A typcal macho man vs. beautiful woman - 11/29/2007 7:07:15 AM

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That was a great one

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