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BOUNTYHUNTER -> SANTA BOUNTY (11/26/2007 7:55:11 AM)

COME sit on my lap little one,tell ol' santa what you want for CHRISTMAS. I am makin' a list and checkin' it twice.. HO HO HO HO"



Aylee -> RE: SANTA BOUNTY (11/26/2007 9:07:59 AM)

Hello Santa Bounty.

Wow, what DO you have in your pocket?

Well, as you know from my letter, I would like a tent and some new fishing lures.  Also a clock for my wall. 

Thank you.

Take care and be well.

Best,

Aylee


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Every Christmas morning, underneath the tree
Lots of lovely presents, are waiting there for me
And though I'm quite delighted, it's hard to get excited
Who needs another sweater? Hey Santa
There is something that I'd like a whole lot better!
 
Are you listening, Santa?
I've been a good girl this year
And there's only one thing that I want…
I want a boob job for Christmas, big old knockers out to here
It would make me proud to be endowed like the Playmate of the Year
I want a boob job for Christmas, make them big and make them wide
The only blimps as big as these say "Goodyear" on the side

Heaving hefty happy hooters
Squishy gushy g'lactic shooters
Loads of curvy cleavage on display
Woo!
 
Lusty busty watermelons
Each as big as Mount Saint Helens
That is what she wants this holiday

Santa, give me this one gift.
It's not my spirits that are sagging, it's my boobs that need a lift!
Oh Santa, you know this Christmas season, give me a pair of juicy jugs
And you can be the first to squeeze em!
I want a boob job for Christmas, spongy silicone balloons
Who needs a boat? I can stay afloat with my bulging chest pontoons.


Bursting beeping bouncing bozos
Wild and wiggly whopping waldos
Nestled in a cup that's Double D
Yee hoo!
 
Massive milky meaty mammaries
Big and 'nuff to feed two families
Santa won't you listen to her please?
(shouting): Santa, please!
 
I want a boob job for Christmas
And when you've done that Santa dear
If it's okay, send my way
A nose job come next year



BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: SANTA BOUNTY (11/26/2007 9:24:43 AM)

Well I have check the list,so far you are ok but I"LL leave the boob job to someone else....



ghitaPVH -> RE: SANTA BOUNTY (11/26/2007 9:31:02 AM)

Ok Bounty, here goes...Id like to lose 20 pounds, Id like a tripod for my 30cal, Id like a new deer stand, Id like a new bulldog cause the old one has decided he's too old to chase hogs and would rather sleep all day on the couch (lazy bum), Id like someone to come repair my fences for me, Id like a new diamond plate dog box, Id like a new bass boat, Id like a dishwasher, Id like a new pair of shoes (or 12), and Id like a spanking.....

oh...and Id like to sit on your lap more often and talk about whatever pops up *grins*

ghita~



BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: SANTA BOUNTY (11/26/2007 9:37:43 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ghitaPVH

Ok Bounty, here goes...Id like to lose 20 pounds, Id like a tripod for my 30cal, Id like a new deer stand, Id like a new bulldog cause the old one has decided he's too old to chase hogs and would rather sleep all day on the couch (lazy bum), Id like someone to come repair my fences for me, Id like a new diamond plate dog box, Id like a new bass boat, Id like a dishwasher, Id like a new pair of shoes (or 12), and Id like a spanking.....

oh...and Id like to sit on your lap more often and talk about whatever pops up *grins*

ghita~


     A girl after my own heart, after all one that hunts hogs and deer must be a good little girl,I don't know if I can shove the 2 dawg diamond box down the chimmey but I"LL leave it on your truck.....



ghitaPVH -> RE: SANTA BOUNTY (11/26/2007 9:47:04 AM)

whooohooooo.........


oh...and while you're at it could you leave some damn paragoric for this blasted horse...fuckers paraniod or delusional or something....why oh why did I agree to keep him through the holidays??!!??



BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: SANTA BOUNTY (11/26/2007 9:54:53 AM)

Sure thing but mine are nuttds also, damm deer hunters for miles around shooting any thing that moves and I did paint cow on the side of our black horses....



ghitaPVH -> RE: SANTA BOUNTY (11/26/2007 9:57:09 AM)

you know on the redneck version of the see'nsay, it teaches kids "the deer says moo"



BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: SANTA BOUNTY (11/26/2007 10:37:52 AM)

NO sHI**...what next.....merry christmas.



batshalom -> RE: SANTA BOUNTY (11/26/2007 7:20:50 PM)

I can't really think of anything but I always wanted to straddle Santa.



BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: SANTA BOUNTY (11/26/2007 7:47:34 PM)

Well whats holding you back....



BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: OL" SANTA (11/27/2007 6:25:53 AM)

Those cards and letters keep pouring in,SANTA bring me this or bring me that.Have all you ever sat down and made ol' SANTA a present ..the answer to that is no....I am expecting to find more then milk and cookies under the tree this years...A long legged redhead or a fiesty little blond that wants to ease ol' Santas bones as he travels the world...



slaverosebeauty -> RE: OL" SANTA (11/27/2007 8:38:46 AM)

{puts double chocolate chip cookies on the table and hot chocolate out for "Santa"}

I have been a 'good girl' this year as in dating vanilla men for most of it, so would you please bring me some yummy 'naughty girl' toys like restraints, blindfolds, a paddle, a crop and anything else that you think might assist me on my way back to being a 'naughty girl'.  The vanilla guys are great fun, but, I need more Santa.  If you would, would you please send me a decent Master-type Man as well.

{kisses Santa on the cheek in red liptick}



BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: OL" SANTA (11/27/2007 10:30:15 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: slaverosebeauty

{puts double chocolate chip cookies on the table and hot chocolate out for "Santa"}

I have been a 'good girl' this year as in dating vanilla men for most of it, so would you please bring me some yummy 'naughty girl' toys like restraints, blindfolds, a paddle, a crop and anything else that you think might assist me on my way back to being a 'naughty girl'.  The vanilla guys are great fun, but, I need more Santa.  If you would, would you please send me a decent Master-type Man as well.

{kisses Santa on the cheek in red liptick}



  OH girl thats the problem vanilla men,They just don't know what a wench needs or wants...Checking my list yeah a vibrating egg,lets see some velvet cuffs,a nice thuddy flogger and a list of good Masters seeking a girl....AND A NICE VIBRATOR FOR HER STOCKING..



probablyknowme -> RE: OL" SANTA (11/27/2007 4:23:47 PM)

Dear Santa Bounty,

If I promise to procure you a sexy redhead and a lusty busty blonde to ease your long journey on Christmas Eve, will you pretty please bring me a St. Andrew's cross, and a kneeling bench, and a wench for all those yummy suspension scenes I want to try???


Love ya Santa!
A very naughty kat [:D]




batshalom -> RE: OL" SANTA (11/27/2007 4:28:05 PM)

I'll be yer feisty blonde, SantaBounty, but I gotta warn ya ... apparently I'm a bit too fesity for most.



slaverosebeauty -> RE: OL" SANTA (11/27/2007 8:30:47 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: BOUNTYHUNTER
quote:

ORIGINAL: slaverosebeauty

{puts double chocolate chip cookies on the table and hot chocolate out for "Santa"}

I have been a 'good girl' this year as in dating vanilla men for most of it, so would you please bring me some yummy 'naughty girl' toys like restraints, blindfolds, a paddle, a crop and anything else that you think might assist me on my way back to being a 'naughty girl'.  The vanilla guys are great fun, but, I need more Santa.  If you would, would you please send me a decent Master-type Man as well.

{kisses Santa on the cheek in red liptick}



OH girl thats the problem vanilla men,They just don't know what a wench needs or wants...Checking my list yeah a vibrating egg,lets see some velvet cuffs,a nice thuddy flogger and a list of good Masters seeking a girl....AND A NICE VIBRATOR FOR HER STOCKING..


Thank you Santa {purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs at the delicious toys}.  Give me a few days, those masters will be running for the hills. Is one of those masters coming out to see me in January?? {looks at text messages from a master from Florida} {heads back to match.com and prays to find a decent kinky man}



BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: OL" SANTA (11/28/2007 2:27:52 AM)

Writting in my book...Makes note add another wagon onto the ol' sled,put on an extra team of reindeer,theses girls are killing me this year...Merry Christmas....



BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: OL" SANTA (11/28/2007 2:31:07 AM)

"Thank you Santa {purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs at the delicious toys}.  Give me a few days, those masters will be running for the hills. Is one of those masters coming out to see me in January?? {looks at text messages from a master from Florida} {heads back to match.com and prays to find a decent kinky man} "

     I am sure you will girl AND A Match DOT com ...eeeeeug smile,,,
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BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: OL" SANTA (11/28/2007 2:35:41 AM)

OH yeah....I have been known to put a few knots in a feisty tail or two or three...GOTT the mistletoe up yet....



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