RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird

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sammiebabygirl -> RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird (11/26/2007 2:03:40 PM)
ROFLMAO!!!! Sometimes it really pays to read all the posts in a thread. jen

mnottertail -> RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird (11/26/2007 2:06:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aylee So, this yayhoo, made a serious post about finding a human parakeet that he can keep in a cage and that will sing to him? Oh, and might possible be dead, but that is only to be infered from his UID. Someone might want to whisper in his shell-like ear that parakeets do not sing, and that they make an unholy mess, and that covering their cage will NOT shut them up. right off the bat I have mentioned that pahunkboy knows for a fact if you masturbate a parakeet it will shut up........swear to god, we went thru this about six months ago on here.

Jeffff -> RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird (11/26/2007 2:07:27 PM)
wait.........this was SERIOUS?.....you're kidding, right? Jeff

DiurnalVampire -> RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird (11/26/2007 2:08:09 PM)
SHHH Aylee... no logic. He wants a singing parakeet slave (gender nonspecific obviously) and he sent his slave to write it... And then rather than braving the forums on his own profile, he prefers to talk on the submissive one. Interesting. DV

divi -> RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird (11/26/2007 2:08:16 PM)
guess that beats throwing a blanket over his/her cage lol

mnottertail -> RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird (11/26/2007 2:09:31 PM)
Apparently the parakeet goes into some quiet introspection time, for a period thereafter......considers his beak, and the nature of the universe... who the fuck knows? Ron

divi -> RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird (11/26/2007 2:10:48 PM)
lol..you are so wise Ron

Jeffff -> RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird (11/26/2007 2:12:44 PM)
a pondering parakeet?........now there is a good nic Jeff

MadameMarque -> RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird (11/26/2007 2:17:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Jeffff a pondering parakeet?........no there is a good nic Jeff He's pinin' for the fjords. And, well...he's nailed to the perch.

Jeffff -> RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird (11/26/2007 2:18:24 PM)
"shallow is the new black DG".....I am finally fashionable...:) Jeff

mnottertail -> RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird (11/26/2007 2:18:36 PM)
You panicked!!!!!!!!

Aylee -> RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird (11/26/2007 2:19:45 PM)
I know that I am going to regret asking, but how does one masturbate a parakeet? I had parakeets (pet store said they were male) once upon a time and I do not recall any sticking out bits. Do you use tweezers? I know, I know, ask pahunkboy.

ctrlaltdelete -> RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird (11/26/2007 2:21:02 PM)
Just call him "Polly" and wank his cracker.

Jeffff -> RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird (11/26/2007 2:22:27 PM)
Don't take this wrong Aylee, but perhaps, the parakeets did not find you arousing? are your feathers fluffy?......do you have a nice shiny beak? Jeff

Aylee -> RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird (11/26/2007 2:25:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Jeffff Don't take this wrong Aylee, but perhaps, the parakeets did not find you arousing? are your feathers fluffy?......do you have a nice shiny beak? Jeff I was 10-14 at the time that I had parakeets. No, I do not have fluffy feathers. No my beak is not shiny. In fact, I would make a horrible parakeet slave because I have neither feathers to be fluffy nor a beak to be shiny. And this is a weird thread. In fact the idea that one could pleasure a parakeet in certain ways, is just strange.

Jeffff -> RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird (11/26/2007 2:28:12 PM)
Not to the parakeet? Jeff

mnottertail -> RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird (11/26/2007 2:31:09 PM)
typical woman, accusing the parakeet of being shallow, when it has already been explained that it is introspection. http://www.collarchat.com/m_735925/mpage_1/key_parrot/tm.htm#735925 one of many.

Jeffff -> RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird (11/26/2007 2:32:59 PM)
wow........you can learn SO much here Jeff.

ctrlaltdelete -> RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird (11/26/2007 2:33:13 PM)
Is it true that the female promiscuous parakeets love to give beak and the coy ones give great talon jobs?

sammiebabygirl -> RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird (11/26/2007 3:07:41 PM)
Damn. Everyone wants to know what I am laughing at. I would not even know how to try to explain this to a bunch of nillas. jen

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