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Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird - 11/26/2007 12:26:15 PM   
Baby73


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Status: offline 		Boy, it seems so hard to find a human parakeet. Does anyone have any advice to give Supreme Master Overlord Necros about finding a human parakeet for me to lock up in a huge bird cage? I had this bird cage built and now I am seeking my very own human oarakeet to lock in there to sing for me and things.
  Supreme Master Overlord Necros is annoyed that it seems human puppies seem easier to find then human birds. Supreme Master Overlord Necros dosen;t understand why that is. Can anyone advise Supreme Master Overlord Necros on this?

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RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird - 11/26/2007 12:28:52 PM   
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the thing is tho, that you have to masturbate the parakeet or it will drive you nuts.

hope this helps,
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RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird - 11/26/2007 12:31:54 PM   
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Status: offline 		Supreme Master Overlord Necros appreciates your remark. Now does the bird quiet down when you put a cloth over his cage? I would imagine so, yes? Supreme Master Overlord Necros dosen't wanta a sniveling bird slave singing late at night.

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RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird - 11/26/2007 12:32:37 PM   
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Status: offline 		Unless this is a joke... and from your previous posts I have a feeling it isn't... I'm very upset. You see, I already called the title of Supreme Master Overlord. Therefore, this Necros you speak of must be a fake and a fraud.

That also explains why I have six hundred human parakeets and he lacks a single one. It brings shame upon you and him both that he can't manage to capture AT LEAST a human myna bird.


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RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird - 11/26/2007 12:32:49 PM   
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Status: offline 		go hang out at shoe stores and watch when folks try on shoes....when you find someone whos feet would wrap around a perch easily-voila.....then go ask them to chirp for ya.....of course, bout this time, you may want to start running cause security will be coming your way....

or, buy saltines and walk around all day askin "polly wanna cracker?"

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RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird - 11/26/2007 12:33:44 PM   
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Status: offline 		Where in the world do you find enough nuts to feed 600 of those?

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RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird - 11/26/2007 12:33:56 PM   
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RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird - 11/26/2007 12:36:48 PM   
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Where in the world do you find enough nuts to feed 600 of those?


That's simple- they're free range. They wander about the neighborhood, foraging, then return home to their cages. That's the only way.


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RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird - 11/26/2007 12:39:12 PM   
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RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird - 11/26/2007 12:39:31 PM   
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That's simple- they're free range. They wander about the neighborhood, foraging, then return home to their cages. That's the only way.


Very clever! You could probably up your lifestock if you lived close to the warm beaches of FL or CA. More nuts down there...

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RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird - 11/26/2007 12:40:53 PM   
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RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird - 11/26/2007 12:48:18 PM   
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Status: offline 		So, what you're saying is....Supreme Master Over Lord is taken?. Jefff was seeming a little ...ho hum. Damn.......


Jefff....




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RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird - 11/26/2007 12:50:27 PM   
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Unless this is a joke... and from your previous posts I have a feeling it isn't... I'm very upset. You see, I already called the title of Supreme Master Overlord. Therefore, this Necros you speak of must be a fake and a fraud.

That also explains why I have six hundred human parakeets and he lacks a single one. It brings shame upon you and him both that he can't manage to capture AT LEAST a human myna bird.



Supreme Master Overlord Necros couldn;t disagree with you more. You see, I sit on a throne made up of my multitudes of slaves while Ashtray, my female slave opens her mouth to receive the ashes of my cigar.
You are free to swear undying allegiance to Supreme Master Overlord Necros, however. As fort my human birds, I am sure I will find one. I met Ashtray at a supermarket. Since then she has happily used her mouth to receive my cigars ashes.
Supreme Master Overlord Necros is ready for you to swear fealty to him.

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RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird - 11/26/2007 12:50:34 PM   
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So, what you're saying is....Supreme Master Over Lord is taken?. Jefff was seemign a little ...ho hum. Damn.......


If "Overlord" is taken, go Freud and use "Ueberlord". Or go SciFi and use "System Lord"...the sheer number of possibilities boggles the mind

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RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird - 11/26/2007 12:54:58 PM   
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Status: offline 		I'm sorry, but the handbook clearly states that once someone has claimed a name, it's theirs. There was a post here not too long ago where someone listed the fifty or so names that were theirs... that's just how it works.

You're welcome to use "Not as Supreme as Mike Master Overlord Necros" though. Just remember the most important thing... no one is as awesome as me.


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RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird - 11/26/2007 12:58:23 PM   
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Status: offline 		hummmmmmm, the "Not" kinda takes the edge off. Maybe. Fabulous Master OverLord?.....Spiffy Master OverLord?......so many choices

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RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird - 11/26/2007 1:02:19 PM   
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RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird - 11/26/2007 1:06:24 PM   
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Status: offline 		ahem.Spiffy Master Overlord Jeff does not care for the term  "loonie". He prefers.......goofball

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RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird - 11/26/2007 1:13:52 PM   
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So, what you're saying is....Supreme Master Over Lord is taken?. Jefff was seemign a little ...ho hum. Damn.......


If "Overlord" is taken, go Freud and use "Ueberlord". Or go SciFi and use "System Lord"...the sheer number of possibilities boggles the mind

Ueberlord would be Fyodor Dostoevsky.  (and yes, it is Ueber because I have no idea what the code is for gettting the two dots above the U, so I have subbed the Ue.)

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RE: Supreme Master Overlord Necros Seeks Human Bird - 11/26/2007 1:17:16 PM   
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Status: offline 		To late I have choosen Spiffy..:)

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