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Mastaziel -> An Intro.... (11/28/2007 1:34:56 AM)
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but I used all My best material in My profile. [sm=m23.gif]
OK ok..so I'm new here, I'm mostly Myself, I've been told I'm funny...and not just by people who've actually seen Me either. I'm short and ..er..."cuddly", and very broad across the shoulders, and I'm a little shaggy.
I have no inferiority complex because of My stature or looks (honest, and if I do...well then I'll need someone to take it out on!), as I have other assets that more than make up for it. Er...um...by assets I don't mean I have a big ass....though I do...damn it, probably shouldn't have said that...sigh.
OK seriously, I have the strength of body and mind, tempered by a gently sadistic heart. In other words I'm perfect...well so that might be going a bit far. Still I'm here to have fun, chat, and hopefully amuse more than just Myself with My wit. And if I'm really lucky I'll meet someone..(who I'm not going to describe due to the fact I read the thingy at the top of the post saying no personal ads).. someone I can enjoy using, pleasuring, biting, caring for, spanking and generally playing with. Someone I can explore the darker side of Myself with.
So that's Me...well....that's all you get for free....want any more and it'll cost you. [sm=evil.gif]
Hugs, Licks and Bites.
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