BadJezebel
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hmmm.... my latest wierdo was a guy whom I decided to meet for dinner after about 6 phone conversations, all of which were normal enough. He claimed to be a teacher and soccer coach and seemed pretty stable. Well, in the middle of dinner (our first and only meeting), he interupts the conversation and says the one line that makes everyone cringe, "Before we go any further, I have to tell you something about me". Next, he declares that he is adamant about his spiritual beliefs. I'm facinated by belief systems so I listened with rapt attention. He continued by explaining, in a heated manner, that the bible is OBVIOUSLY not about god and angels but rather about aliens. His proof went something like this, "C'mon, you know what aliens look like, we all know what aliens look like. (I shook my head at this point.) Everyone knows what aliens look like! and if you cross them with monkies, what do you get?" Then, he pointed to himself. -- I almost fell on the floor!!!
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