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BBWnNC72 -> Christmas Joke (11/28/2007 8:36:17 PM)
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Got this from a friend, i thought it was funny. This Year's First Christmas Joke Three men died on Christmas Eve and were
met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honor of this holy season" Saint Petersaid, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket andpulled out a set of keys. He shook them andsaid, "They're bells." Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates".
The third man, Jack, started searching
desperately through his pockets and finally
pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised
eyebrow and asked, "And just what do
those symbolize?"
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The man replied, "These are Carols."
And So The Christmas Season Begins......
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