Another blonde joke...

Collarspace Discussion Forums

Home Login Search

Another blonde joke...

View related threads: (in this forum | in all forums)

Logged in as: Guest

All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Humor and Games >> Another blonde joke...

Page: [1]

Message

<< Older Topic Newer Topic >>

Another blonde joke... - 11/29/2007 7:05:38 AM

pinakorbacs

Posts: 6
Joined: 3/22/2006
Status: offline

The good looking blonde drives to the airport to pick up her husband. At one point she sees this sign: Airport Left
so she takes the first U turn and returns home.

Profile

Post #: 1

RE: Another blonde joke... - 11/30/2007 9:28:21 AM

LadyLynx

Posts: 1098
Joined: 7/24/2007
Status: offline

*groans*

_____________________________

Our community maybe openminded as a whole, but it is still made up of individuals who bring in their own opinions,baggage and agendas!

Known as SwitchWitch in my local community,and on IRC Bondage.

I also go by the nic SwitchWitch on MDS.

(in reply to pinakorbacs)

Profile

Post #: 2

RE: Another blonde joke... - 11/30/2007 9:59:27 AM

gillybean

Posts: 1941
Joined: 7/7/2005
Status: offline

A blonde goes to a computer store looking for curtains for her PC.
The sales assistance advises that she doesn't need curtains for a computer, and the blonde replies 'But it's got windows....'

(in reply to pinakorbacs)

Profile

Post #: 3

RE: Another blonde joke... - 11/30/2007 3:05:01 PM

rubberpet

Posts: 1743
Joined: 4/6/2006
From: The Land of Voodoo
Status: offline

Q. - How do you kill a blonde?
A. - Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool.

A blonde and a brunette jump off the Empire State Building at the same time. They are the same height and weight. Who hits the ground first?

The brunette because the blonde would have to ask for directions.

_____________________________

Collared and devoted property of Mistress Lorelei (vampchick88) as of 3/26/08.

Rubberpet - The Resident Anti-Subby and mysterious shadowy figure known as Voodoo, proud hitman and wiseguy for the Subby Mafia.

(in reply to gillybean)

Profile

Post #: 4

RE: Another blonde joke... - 11/30/2007 3:07:04 PM

MistressGayle

Posts: 76
Joined: 11/3/2004
Status: offline

what do you call a brunette standing between two blondes?

an interpreter

(in reply to rubberpet)

Profile

Post #: 5

RE: Another blonde joke... - 11/30/2007 3:31:03 PM

rubberpet

Posts: 1743
Joined: 4/6/2006
From: The Land of Voodoo
Status: offline

Q. - What's the IQ difference between a blonde and a bucket of shit?
A. - The bucket.

_____________________________

Collared and devoted property of Mistress Lorelei (vampchick88) as of 3/26/08.

Rubberpet - The Resident Anti-Subby and mysterious shadowy figure known as Voodoo, proud hitman and wiseguy for the Subby Mafia.

(in reply to MistressGayle)

Profile

Post #: 6