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Not Mom's Favorite - 11/29/2007 1:25:13 PM

Stephann

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How to tell when you're not mom's favorite.

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RE: Not Mom's Favorite - 11/29/2007 1:37:45 PM

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She forgets Your birthday, and must be reminded by Your siblings.............................

............She has 8 presents under the Christmas tree for Your siblings, and 2 for You...........................

............She sounds as though it's taking all of her energy literally to talk to You when You call her, and yet when Your sibling walks through the door she sounds refreshed as ever.....................................................................

oh wait!!! Damn it Stephann, was this not about me personally???

Heh!!!

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RE: Not Mom's Favorite - 11/29/2007 2:34:11 PM

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Seems your mother was also my step-mother....

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RE: Not Mom's Favorite - 11/29/2007 2:35:42 PM

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lol

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RE: Not Mom's Favorite - 11/29/2007 2:59:14 PM

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When you call and say "Hi mom!" and she asks "who is this?"

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My twisted, self deprecating, sense of humour, finds alot to laugh about, in your lack of one!

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RE: Not Mom's Favorite - 11/29/2007 3:11:48 PM

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She buys you a bottle of scotch, a CD personally recorded with all your favorite sad songs, and a loaded pistol for Christmas.

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RE: Not Mom's Favorite - 11/29/2007 3:37:23 PM

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Clearly you are all missing the point.

It's when your mom makes you eat a worm.

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RE: Not Mom's Favorite - 11/29/2007 3:41:31 PM

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Clearly you are all missing the point.

It's when your mom makes you eat a worm.

DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

i didn't know she did that cause i wasn't her favorite...................i thought she did it because no body liked me and everybody hated me...............................

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RE: Not Mom's Favorite - 11/29/2007 5:15:53 PM

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Lmao; i have one UM and tell her she's my favorite all the time....creeps her out, lol.

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RE: Not Mom's Favorite - 11/29/2007 6:34:47 PM

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Lmao; i have one UM and tell her she's my favorite all the time....creeps her out, lol.

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You know that would just be funny as hell............if my mom had not always told me that her other child was her favorite.....and i was the only child.....................
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RE: Not Mom's Favorite - 11/29/2007 6:41:38 PM

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quote:

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Clearly you are all missing the point.

It's when your mom makes you eat a worm.

DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

i didn't know she did that cause i wasn't her favorite...................i thought she did it because no body liked me and everybody hated me...............................

Kali

let me guess...you learned that song in girl scouts.....big ones, fat ones, ushy gooshy gooshy ones, ones that squirm and squirm.....

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