RE: Insertion (Full Version)

All Forums >> [Community Discussions] >> General BDSM Discussion



Message


SeraphinaKrow -> RE: Insertion (11/30/2007 10:19:14 AM)

Sounds like something that I wont be doing,,,,,




sexyred1 -> RE: Insertion (11/30/2007 10:20:29 AM)

Just because I am in that kind of mood, I will post again, vibrating butt plugs.

The greatest invention, ever.




simplewhispers -> RE: Insertion (11/30/2007 10:52:27 AM)

food items seem to be popular...I think the deoderant can was the strangest thus far ....




xAdamx -> RE: Insertion (11/30/2007 11:06:53 AM)

OMG...why is it when someone mentions zipper 95% of men, myself included automatically cross their legs.. Sorry can't switch won't switch lmao..I have heard all the story's of how a finger up the butt of a male is an aid to intense ejaculation but nope not for me.




darchChylde -> RE: Insertion (11/30/2007 1:17:56 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: simplewhispers

no men responses? Kinda surprised. Off to a good start though makeing me all wiggly and warm [:D]


what am i, chopped liver?

and hiya DHR, gimme huggles, just keep your fingers and tongue and other things away




RumpusParable -> RE: Insertion (11/30/2007 2:20:52 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: simplewhispers

yes you know what I am asking.... what besides dick do you want inserted,what have you had inserted and where? Men as well .... must be some interseting tales (pun intended) out there.


Hey, if I'm not getting "filled" nobody is.  Haha.




ctrlaltdelete -> RE: Insertion (11/30/2007 2:30:58 PM)

A tack-room is a virtual treasure chest of goodies - not just for finding insertables, but any type bondage and S&m also. On the topic of insertables that I have put to good (and filling) use:
  • Whip/crop handles
  • Folded-up reins
  • Aerosol spray cans
  • Aluminum nose twitches
  • Snaffle bits
  • Argentines
  • Hackamores
  • Saddle horns (by positioning her on it - start with a barrel racer saddle!)
  • Spurs
  • Unused horseshoes (great for DP, also)
  • Horseshoing hammer handle
  • Longneck beer bottles
  • Johnny Walker Black bottles




Kana -> RE: Insertion (11/30/2007 3:24:18 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: brienne30

My favorite activ. . . I mean subj, . . .thing I'm forced to do each month. By category:
General around the house stuff:
fingers
toes
dick
dildos
handles to brushes, whips, other toys, kitchen utensils
candles
small end of soda bottles
shampoo/perfume bottles

Food stuff:
Cucumbers
Corn on the cob
Sausages
Frozen Popsicles
frozen grapes
an egg in a condom (had to keep it safe all day)

Unusual stuff:
small end of a bowling pin[:)]
antique insulator from old power lines
frozen cum cycle (collect it, freeze it in mold, when have enough, well I wouldn't recommend trying that again)[:(]
small hand-held barbell
remote control (what happens when you don't have your object  du'jour identified ahead of time). [:o]

That is all I can think of off the top of my head, but there is an entire other list of things that I've blindfolded for and only get to see if I can figure out what they are. Its a new game he's started and I'm not very good at it. . . yet.


Oh dear God I think I am in love
Thats a nice list




Daddysredhead -> RE: Insertion (11/30/2007 4:21:15 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: darchChylde

and hiya DHR, gimme huggles, just keep your fingers and tongue and other things away



Awww... dc, and here I was getting everything all ready for you.  [;)]

Have I become DaddysHatRack again?  (courtesy of my beloved Crouching Tigress) 

~ wink ~  [:D]




cindyxdresser -> RE: Insertion (11/30/2007 5:24:45 PM)

i have inserted dildos,butt plugs,and broom handles up my sissy ass




simplewhispers -> RE: Insertion (11/30/2007 6:29:35 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: darchChylde

quote:

ORIGINAL: simplewhispers

no men responses? Kinda surprised. Off to a good start though makeing me all wiggly and warm [:D]


what am i, chopped liver?

and hiya DHR, gimme huggles, just keep your fingers and tongue and other things away



ratio men/lady..... is what I had in mind when I said that .... but nah liver is some ugly stuff ...... thats not you at all .




petdave -> RE: Insertion (11/30/2007 6:41:51 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: darchChylde

quote:

ORIGINAL: simplewhispers

no men responses? Kinda surprised. Off to a good start though makeing me all wiggly and warm [:D]


what am i, chopped liver?


No, you're a no-fun-nik!

quote:

ORIGINAL: darchChylde
nothing, not there, nowhere


[8D]

Let's see... dog toys, small barbells, maracas, chili peppers (even with slices in them, not as interesting as you'd expect), magazines rolled up, secured with tape, with a page torn out and wadded up to make a head (damned laws), ice cubes (leave them sitting in a glass of water for a few minutes first), copper pipe (great TENS electrode), trailer hitch ball... that's what's coming to mind at the moment.

i love the idea of a "guess the invader" game... lucky girls [:o]




krikket -> RE: Insertion (11/30/2007 6:54:37 PM)

Was your ex a triplet?  LOL!!

quote:

ORIGINAL: MystressDream

quote:

ORIGINAL: worththeeffort

using fast reply...

Well, my ex-husband had an incredible talent for sticking his head up his ass.

~kitty



ROFL.... Oh my... I think I was married to your ex-husband's brother!
 
Seriously.... I had about given up on these boards.... too much nit picking and negativity.  But, the last couple of days there have been some threads that have made me laugh so hard that I would have hated to miss them.
 
Thank you all for the laughter.




bipolarber -> RE: Insertion (11/30/2007 6:55:42 PM)

Well, aside from the usual dicks, dildoes, fingers and the like...

I once spent about an hour inverted on a cross, with a pillar candle there, acting as a sconce for another scene going on nearby...

A particularly large Colorado spring icicle.

A rolled up tube of sandpaper (never again!)

And my particular favorite: a large lucite butt plug, which was an attachement to a PES... I think I spent about two hours with that lovely thing fucking me via varied electrical pulses... I was really sorry whren that particular Mistress became no longer available for play.




mercifulsiren -> RE: Insertion (11/30/2007 8:36:15 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ctrlaltdelete

A tack-room is a virtual treasure chest of goodies - not just for finding insertables, but any type bondage and S&m also. On the topic of insertables that I have put to good (and filling) use:
  • Whip/crop handles
  • Folded-up reins
  • Aerosol spray cans
  • Aluminum nose twitches
  • Snaffle bits
  • Argentines
  • Hackamores
  • Saddle horns (by positioning her on it - start with a barrel racer saddle!)
  • Spurs
  • Unused horseshoes (great for DP, also)
  • Horseshoing hammer handle
  • Longneck beer bottles
  • Johnny Walker Black bottles




I love your way of thinking!![:D]




malloves69 -> RE: Insertion (12/1/2007 5:10:34 AM)

gawd let me second on hand balling [:)] love being fisted by my mistress ..we usually do it 2 times a week [:)] it is a amazing feeling once she slides into me [:)] dont know why but i do crave it [:)] first she says hello to my ass with different strapons ...first a 8in then a 10 in one ..once she has me relaxed and opened up for her out goes the strapon and in goes her fist [:)] so far i can take up to her elbow and that feeling is awesome i must say [:)] she has also put in my ass cucumbers ...ice cubes ..popsicles but the best is her fist ...after she is done dont know why but boy am i relaxed after that [:)] she has trained my ass well ..our goal one day is to see if i can take up to her shoulder if thats possible ..when she is fisting me i give myself completely to her and yes it is a very powerfull exchange of power once she is inside of me [:)] yes i do enemas before hand to make sure im nice and clean for her to play with my ass [:)] awesome woman she is and yes i do love hand balling or fisting if you cant tell [:)] she got me good yesterday and im still smiling [:)] have fun ..mal




Mastaziel -> RE: Insertion (12/1/2007 6:46:32 AM)

Who would have thought insertions would be this much fun....er...to read about I mean.
Mmmm, some interesting ideas here, all I need now is someone to try them out on. I like the notched cucumber idea, I hadn't though of improving on the natural shape before, but that's brilliant.
Damn...My vanilla is still showing isn't it....how embarrassing....like leaving a toilet with loo paper hanging out. [sm=ofcourse.gif]




AMaster -> RE: Insertion (12/1/2007 10:09:01 AM)

The possibilities are endless.  [:)]




HopeLost -> RE: Insertion (12/1/2007 12:12:51 PM)

of all the things i have had up there the two funniest were the curling iron and the flash light.




JackM1 -> RE: Insertion (12/1/2007 12:45:20 PM)

a friend of mine, not really paying much attention to safety, has put in a heavy duty chain into his ex, and the SHARP end of a closed pair of sizors. not sure how she go away from that unscaved, though in his deffense..she came up with the idea and begged for it[:D]




Page: <<   < prev  1 2 [3] 4   next >   >>

Valid CSS!




Collarchat.com © 2025
Terms of Service Privacy Policy Spam Policy
0.046875