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RE: You know you're a smart assed masochist when.... - 12/4/2007 5:24:27 PM

lusciouslips19

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ORIGINAL: tearfulsurrender

Paint all of Master's toys pink... and if im feeling really really naughty wrap all handles in pink feather boa's. Ooooh pretty!

That was you?!?!?!?!?

/me grabs the flogger...

C'mere...

You havent read the post on kinkiest kink? Well if you did, you would understand when I say. OOOOOO LOVE your glasses!

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RE: You know you're a smart assed masochist when.... - 12/4/2007 6:14:37 PM

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Here's a good one I've pulled on a number of co-workers computers...

Step 1 - Go to the victim's desk top with all applications closed.

Step 2 - Move the mouse all the way to the right side where it can't be seen and hit "Print Screen".

Step 3 - Open up MS Paint and hit Shift+Insert to past the image in.

Step 4 - Save the picture of their desktop as a jpg.

Step 5 - Create a folder and move all their desktop icons into that folder. Then move the folder to some place not really noticable. (If you want to be particularly evil, you can move it to a directory where it's not on the desktop at all.)

Step 6 - Right click on the desktop and set their wall paper as the jpg you created in Step 4. Be sure to select "fit to screen" or stretch so it covers the entire desktop.

Now they have what looks just like their good old desktop but none of the icons work since they're just a picture of the icons instead of the icons themselves.

You sir are my new hero.

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RE: You know you're a smart assed masochist when.... - 12/4/2007 6:14:38 PM

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You havent read the post on kinkiest kink? Well if you did, you would understand when I say. OOOOOO LOVE your glasses!

i can honestly say that the glasses are certianly what compelled me to beg him to take me out on that first romantic get together.. mmmm. i love my geeky Master. You should see him in nothing but those glasses *whimpers*

<3 tearful

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RE: You know you're a smart assed masochist when.... - 12/4/2007 6:36:56 PM

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You havent read the post on kinkiest kink? Well if you did, you would understand when I say. OOOOOO LOVE your glasses!

Just did ;) And I have nothing to add beyond what my girl said in the prior post.... Talk to her if you want more details ;) She has my permission to share those... privately....

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RE: You know you're a smart assed masochist when.... - 12/4/2007 6:37:31 PM

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Oh no Muttling! Bad bad boy. That's evil! But oh so very funny. i shall have to stash that away for a rainy day!

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RE: You know you're a smart assed masochist when.... - 12/4/2007 10:50:19 PM

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That happened in a closed, members-only group I was a member of once... except the phrase used was "Dammit! THAT HURT!" and everybody there laughed.

The Dominant said, "Sorry, that's not a safe word" and continued to work on her submissive.

I had something similar happen to me once. Master had me all tied up to a St. Andrew's and switched implements without my realizing it. I was all mentally prepared for a flogger and got a singletail instead. I managed to not say anything (but there was a very sharp intake of breath) and I whipped my head around and gave him the nastiest look....several of the onlookers laughed....He didn't miss a beat. He said in that very calm, deadly serious voice, "Did I say that you could look at me?" Needless to say I turned back around and the rest of the scene went very nicely, even the slightly harder than usual paddling. *smile*

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You know you're a smart assed masochist when.... - 12/5/2007 4:52:21 PM

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All these ideas makes me wanna be a sub!!!

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RE: You know you're a smart assed masochist when.... - 12/5/2007 5:03:55 PM

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When your top asks for a soda and you bring them a cup of tap water...
then they repeat soda...
you go and then bring back milk.

Its quite entertaining the reaction you can get...

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RE: You know you're a smart assed masochist when.... - 12/5/2007 5:08:30 PM

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Wow, awsome- how funny i saw this post today.....
just a couple hours ago He said you wanna slap me huh? and i said Yea i do.
He said go ahead, so i did! right in the face!
He's on his way over now.....

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RE: You know you're a smart assed masochist when.... - 12/5/2007 5:10:57 PM

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you know I was thinking about this thread and seriously I think you know your a smart ass when you post in this thread knowing full well your Dom/Domme reads the forums *hi Sir*

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RE: You know you're a smart assed masochist when.... - 12/5/2007 6:27:03 PM

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When you tell your Dom that you are an expert in anthropology but mispell for him the word !Kung when he is posting.

Then turn around and use the excuse that since she cannot say it, she should be absolved from knowing how to spell it.

http://www.collarchat.com/m_696410/mpage_1/key_able+to+spell/tm.htm#696410

Happily, I gave her that thread and she reconsidered her failure to be a twue submissive.

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RE: You know you're a smart assed masochist when.... - 12/5/2007 7:37:11 PM

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You havent read the post on kinkiest kink? Well if you did, you would understand when I say. OOOOOO LOVE your glasses!

Just did ;) And I have nothing to add beyond what my girl said in the prior post.... Talk to her if you want more details ;) She has my permission to share those... privately....

I have been seeing my new Dom for a little over a month and a half. Things have been progressing nicely. i dont choose only on if they wear glasses. Its just added bonus. Much to my dismay i found out he use to wear glasses but he had Lasik

. He did buy a cheap pair of reading glasses. Wire-rimmed. He did put them on for me. Grrrrrrrr

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RE: You know you're a smart assed masochist when.... - 12/6/2007 5:06:13 AM

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"The phrase "You CAN be replaced" (said with the obligatory raised eyebrow pursed lips).."

LMAO -- this is priceless. I can see the look on my owners face now.

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RE: You know you're a smart assed masochist when.... - 12/8/2007 6:12:32 AM

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oh oh oh, i just remembered one of my favorite things to do (its been a long time since i've been a relationship where i could be a little sammy hehe)
when the Domly sort is laying back after skull fucking me, cause thats the only way he could get me to shut up and he's now exhausted....its time for the little guy to whistle and sing and put on a musical if you're quick enough...puppetry of the penis...except the puppets whistle and sing in my show...with their little o mouth....

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RE: You know you're a smart assed masochist when.... - 12/8/2007 6:27:21 AM

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I think the remark that sticks with me the most... was when I lived with my Ex Master..... He was standing in the kitchen trying to open a jar.. I stood in the door way for awhile.. then walked slowly up beside him while he was having a really hard time opening it... it was rather amusing... and then he looked up at me.. and I said with the most straight face.... "Ohh did they child proof it Master?" ummm.. yeah.. the look on his face was priceless...

laughs..

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RE: You know you're a smart assed masochist when.... - 12/8/2007 7:07:07 AM

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Wow I have to admit that one was pretty funny Swtrayn, I'll have to remember that one for Aerith sometime.

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RE: You know you're a smart assed masochist when.... - 12/8/2007 7:15:50 AM

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The look on his face was priceless... oh did I mention... I removed myself from the kitchen quickly lol.. laughing the whole way of course..

Glad you liked it :) I try to never leave an open opportunity to be a smartass pass me by if I can help it :) hehehe

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RE: You know you're a smart assed masochist when.... - 12/8/2007 10:28:30 AM

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when the dominant says "lets go dancing. find us a place"
"yes Mistress." pull into a hard rock bar when you KNOW she is in the mood for jazz or country, and ... cant stand hard rock. ummm.... yould be wise to do this with the REAL place to take her, very very nearby also. you, accidently pulled into the wrong parking lot. oops? priceless. :D

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RE: You know you're a smart assed masochist when.... - 12/8/2007 10:52:33 AM

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When you tell your Dom that you are an expert in anthropology but mispell for him the word !Kung when he is posting.

Uh. There really is no good way to spell that word in our character set, though scholars have assigned "!" as the phonetic equivalent of a click-sound common to their language that we don't have a letter for. The "g" isn't properly an American or European "g" either.

I'll also note that some anthropologists do spell it differently. Not all use the exclamation point, and I've seen at least two different ways of anglicizing Kung San in published studies.

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RE: You know you're a smart assed masochist when.... - 12/8/2007 1:28:41 PM

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ohhhh......Here's a GREAT one......

When your friend, Master, whoever, is going to pay a tab with cash. Walk up behind him like you're a stranger and right as he's handing the money over say "Hey Jim...Did you get off on that passing phoney bills thing?"

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