rubberpet
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ORIGINAL: Shawn1066 Well, even though this doesn't pertain to me at all, I think I'd feed everybody cookies and milk. Perhaps some ice cream as well. Then we'd all play monopoly. It'd be fun! What? Not the wanking fantasy you hoped for? :-) Ok, I KNOW I'm supposed to write something snarky about the OP's obvious cluelessness, but this post reminded me of something.... Monopoly can actually be quite humiliating. My best friend in Jr. High and part of High School loved to play Monopoly and she especially loved to play Monopoly with me because she could wipe the board with me. She was ruthless. A few hours into the game, despite my best efforts (which apparently weren't very good) should would own nearly every property on the Board. She took infinite delight in charging "rent" when I landed on her squares with every roll until I was completely destitute. But that still wasn't good enough for her. She was not satisfied with winning the game, no it was collecting the rent that made her absolutely giddy with delight (her drug of choice I guess). So instead of ending the game she would "loan" me money so we could play some more. This would go on for another hour or so until I finally realized it was hopeless and the game was over. I haven't seen her in years. I don't know what she's up to but I suspect she's back east duking it out with Donald Trump. Damn, now I want to play Monopoly! I hope Mistress charges "property" taxes, too...and I hope the fines and penalties are "stiff"! I'll pop some popcorn, shawn1066 will serve cookies, ice cream, and milk, we'll set up the Monopoly board and throw ourselves one big shindig! We all need some intermission entertainment...shawn, start dancing, buddy! I would dance, but I suffer from white boy syndrome...it's the number one killer of rhythm! Plus, I don't need paramedics barging in the door thinking I'm having a seizure on the dancefloor! It's very embarassing when they keep grabbing for my tongue and yelling, "Don't let him swallow his tongue!"
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Collared and devoted property of Mistress Lorelei (vampchick88) as of 3/26/08. Rubberpet - The Resident Anti-Subby and mysterious shadowy figure known as Voodoo, proud hitman and wiseguy for the Subby Mafia.
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