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A Different Math Lesson - 11/30/2007 1:22:31 AM

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A husband worte the following letter for his wife and left it on the dining room table:

"To My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18-year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset. I shall be back home before midnight"

When the man came home late that night he found the following letter on the dining room table:

"To My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for you honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a mathematics professor at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Ritz Carlton with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary is 18 years old. As a succesful businessman with an excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference; 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore I will not be home until sometime tomorrow."

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RE: A Different Math Lesson - 11/30/2007 7:59:57 AM

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owie! serves him right!

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RE: A Different Math Lesson - 11/30/2007 9:44:52 AM

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{giggles}

Serves the no good loser right.

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RE: A Different Math Lesson - 11/30/2007 6:51:26 PM

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LOL, I like that one!

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RE: A Different Math Lesson - 11/30/2007 7:24:36 PM

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(sa x fh)
-------- x d = xO (sl)
(ma x t)

sa = slaves age 54
fh = fuck holes 3
ma = masters age 46
t = unit or tool 1
d = days spent together 4
O = qty of Orgasms or (the O-face)
sl = answer to the equation...(SHITLOAD)

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RE: A Different Math Lesson - 12/1/2007 1:17:10 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: InkedMaster

(sa x fh)
-------- x d = xO (sl)
(ma x t)

sa = slaves age 54
fh = fuck holes 3
ma = masters age 46
t = unit or tool 1
d = days spent together 4
O = qty of Orgasms or (the O-face)
sl = answer to the equation...(SHITLOAD)

Or said a different way..... How many times does 45 go into 54? As many times as He damn well feels like! The result is still O (sl)

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RE: A Different Math Lesson - 12/1/2007 4:31:03 PM

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Funny

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RE: A Different Math Lesson - 12/1/2007 4:50:53 PM

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but but but...you forgot a vital factor....PE equals premature ejaculation

the truth is....
(18 into 54) + PE
result: 1 frustrated Female.

(54 into 18) - PE
result: happy Male and Female

Maths neva lies.

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RE: A Different Math Lesson - 12/1/2007 10:58:35 PM

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A friend once told me that length doesn't matter since a babe can only feel the first 3 inches.

I, of course, explained to him that men like me allow women to feel that first 3 inches 3 times over.

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RE: A Different Math Lesson - 12/2/2007 2:58:16 AM

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That can only mean your cock bends backwards then forwards
remember
the maths neva lies.

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RE: A Different Math Lesson - 12/2/2007 9:46:15 PM

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Classic.

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RE: A Different Math Lesson - 12/3/2007 12:03:51 AM

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