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Paris wants a baby!!!!......... - 11/30/2007 3:15:51 AM

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As the caring and giving submissive that I am...........I will sacrafice myself for her cause and give that which I have to fullfill her reproductive needs.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,313696,00.html

P.S. - Please don't tell her that I'm a nuetered male.

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RE: Paris wants a baby!!!!......... - 11/30/2007 5:01:49 AM

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hahahah I read the link, and clicked on one of the pic links which took me to http://thesuperficial.com/2007/11/paris_hilton_wears_lingerie_for_a_leisurely_stroll.php
Love the "herpes canyon" bitchslap/comment
Good luck with that muttling:)

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RE: Paris wants a baby!!!!......... - 11/30/2007 5:33:55 AM

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Now that's just not right Lucylastic.

Even the well frequented pussies deserve a bit of respect (along with a good medical exam).

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RE: Paris wants a baby!!!!......... - 11/30/2007 6:11:12 AM

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OMG! Who would actually want to reproduce with that? I'd have to have a serious grudge against myself to do that.

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RE: Paris wants a baby!!!!......... - 11/30/2007 6:22:10 AM

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Having actually met the chick....at a family reunion of all places....Id reallllyyyy hope it turns out shes infertile or something. I mean really...I think Ive produced enough UMs for the H name this decade.....and at least my UMs wont be quite so ungodly rude as that little snot is. I am not even about to repeat her words, but lets just put it this way, my Husband and Sir decided to wear his Class A's to the reunion, and the obscenities she hurled at the Army and Military in general directed at my Sir compleatly shocked me. The blatent disrespect she shows for the Military and its Soldiers, all I wanted to do was punch her. Beisdes, how can someone with absolutly NO respect for authority of any kind, expect to raise an UM?

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RE: Paris wants a baby!!!!......... - 11/30/2007 6:52:20 AM

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My deepest sympathies to you for being related to that twit ... and my congrats on not punching her and giving her more media attention.

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RE: Paris wants a baby!!!!......... - 11/30/2007 7:37:21 AM

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LOL I have no problems with ladies of "easy virtue" as my gran used to call em, I have no problems with the fact that she has had more pricks than a second hand dart board, Really, I would just be REALLY hypocritical on that side of things.
I just find her and most of the "celebs" to be a useless waste of time. altho I have a morbid curiosity bout some of them

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RE: Paris wants a baby!!!!......... - 11/30/2007 9:10:15 AM

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Ghita, havn't seen you in while, how ya doing? (muttling if I were you, I wouldn't do anything that could cause my dick to fall off.)

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RE: Paris wants a baby!!!!......... - 11/30/2007 9:58:10 AM

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*waves to Ghita*

this is wrong people like her should NOT be allowed to breed.
they should be shot

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RE: Paris wants a baby!!!!......... - 11/30/2007 11:13:06 AM

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*assembles long range sniper rifle* there is nothing to see here, folks; just move along

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RE: Paris wants a baby!!!!......... - 11/30/2007 11:27:55 AM

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Ok. Paris wants a baby, but she can barely dress her own self? God save us all...

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RE: Paris wants a baby!!!!......... - 11/30/2007 8:21:00 PM

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I can think about one positive thing about this.

Paris baby jokes and comedy skits on the horizon.

I'm lol'ing already.

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