darchChylde
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Joined: 9/28/2006
From: Warm Springs, GA but i live in San Francisco.
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A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for
his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500
in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for
the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.
Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might
as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked,
return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself. "She appears
naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, "Good Grief!
You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!"
He never heard the shot.
Funeral on Thursday at noon.
Closed coffin.
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if only to keep me to herself.
I'm a male dominant switch whose experienced as a poly sub to a dominant woman
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Where the fuck do I post?
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