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SeeksOnlyOne -> leaving it all behind.... (11/30/2007 12:47:03 PM)
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Tom had been in the liquor business for 25 years.
Finally, sick of the stress, he quit his job and
bought 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from
humanity as possible
He saw the postman once a week and got groceries
once a month. Otherwise, it was total peace and
quiet.
After about six months of almost total isolation,
someone knocked on his door. He opened it and a
huge, bearded man was standing there.
'Name's Lars, your neighbor from forty miles up
the road. Having a Christmas party Friday
night...thought you might like to come. About 5:00.'
'Great', says Tom, 'after six months out here I'm
ready to meet some local folks. Thank you.'
As Lars left, he stopped. 'Gotta warn you......be
some drinkin'.'
'Not a problem' says Tom. 'After 25 years in the
business, I can drink with the best of 'em.'
Again, the big man started to leave and stopped.
'More 'n' likely gonna be some fightin', too.'
'Well, I get along with people; I'll be all right.
I'll be there. Thanks again.'
'More'n likely be some wild sex, too!'
'Now that's really not a problem,' says Tom,
warming to the idea. 'I've been all alone for six
months! I'll definitely be there. By the way, what
should I wear?'
'Don't much matter ..... Just gonna be the two of
us.'
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