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RE: The Wanker Report - 12/2/2007 8:27:08 PM   
sexyone4you


Posts: 613
Joined: 8/17/2006
Status: offline 		My Wanker Award for the day goes to a Dom boy that I have been chatting with.  His profile is posted as a Dom Couple, but it turns out they are really just him.  After much ado, it turns out he's unemployed, lives with his parents, can't drive, and lives completely off mom & dad.  This would be bad enough, but initially he made his life out to be very independent & completely the opposite of reality.

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RE: The Wanker Report - 12/2/2007 8:38:07 PM   
Gwynvyd


Posts: 4949
Status: offline 		I usualy dont like to complain.. but I did have a wanker whom apon not even saying Hi, I am so and so.. went off on "Hi sweet baby, I am your next husband" stint.  He used all kinds of baby this, honey that.. I am surprised he didnt call me sugar britches.

Look at my profile.. where in the F*ck does it look like I am asking for a husband? honestly???

and he was a Dom to boot. LOL From CA. *shakes her head*

Thank the gods for the Iggy feature!

Gwyn 

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RE: The Wanker Report - 12/2/2007 8:42:39 PM   
sweetnurseBBW


Posts: 2464
Joined: 1/26/2006
From: North Carolina
Status: offline 		I had to deactivate my profile today on here for a bit because of a wanker. I kept getting emails telling me that I needed a different Master and I wasn't getting what I need on and on. The really weird part is this person is in another state , so how the hell do they know what I need? Guess some can't stand to see someone happy.  I blocked them and they came back as someone else.!

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RE: The Wanker Report - 12/2/2007 9:17:10 PM   
petdave


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quote:

ORIGINAL: MrSpectacular

Is a wanker always a man -what would you call a female wanker?


Wank fodder!
The Wanker Report: All wanking is on hold until Tuesday evening, when Wanker will have the house to himself for a rare evening. w00t!

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RE: The Wanker Report - 12/2/2007 9:24:43 PM   
sexyred1


Posts: 8998
Joined: 8/9/2007
Status: offline 		I get all kinds, but last week someone wrote me to ask if I would be interested in sploshing/WAM. He said it was like food play like the 3 Stooges!!

I don't know if that is wanking but it totally cracked me up.

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RE: The Wanker Report - 12/2/2007 9:51:24 PM   
LadySeraphina


Posts: 931
Joined: 3/28/2006
From: Calgary, Canada
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quote:

ORIGINAL: sexyone4you

My wanker award goes to a man today who literally sent me over 30 emails (more than 5 lines each) in 1.5 hours & each message was comprised of complete nonsense. They were poems, quotes, and the like. The reason he's a wanker is because he didn't realize he had sent those same emails to me about 2 months ago. He wins my wanker award for the day.


I totally had that guy, and I think he hits us in cycles - he's gotten me twice too.

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RE: The Wanker Report - 12/2/2007 11:01:01 PM   
osocurious


Posts: 676
Joined: 11/2/2007
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Gwynvyd

I usualy dont like to complain.. but I did have a wanker whom apon not even saying Hi, I am so and so.. went off on "Hi sweet baby, I am your next husband" stint.  He used all kinds of baby this, honey that.............

Gwyn 

Ohhhh my gawwwwwwwd .... I'm sure That Same Wanker messaged me ......   ...
LmaoOOoooooo ... what a sad git

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RE: The Wanker Report - 12/2/2007 11:25:34 PM   
LadyLupineNYC


Posts: 618
Joined: 12/14/2006
From: NYC
Status: offline 		Already wrote a journal about this, but I'll post it here anyway...:
A sub male in NJ writes: "I like how you're willing to reveal your aging face and obese legs."..this from a 'man' who is 54 with no photos.  I know he was just domme baiting though he also 'deleated unread' my call out email about his baiting so who can really say what the point was. Now, I don't claim to be 19 or thin but gah!

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RE: The Wanker Report - 12/2/2007 11:31:37 PM   
osocurious


Posts: 676
Joined: 11/2/2007
Status: offline 		*nodding*
that guy was Definitely a Wanker in the Extreme EG  .... sheeeeeeeeeesh.
they say it takes all kinds to make the world go 'round ... but I for one think the world would go 'round Much More Smoothly with out THAT particular Wanker!!!

((((((((((((((( EG )))))))))))) a BIG long distance hug for ya

respectfully
~ oso ~

edited to include:
Ohhh my gawwwwd ... another Extreme Wanker
(((((((((((LadyLupineNYC)))))))))

< Message edited by osocurious -- 12/2/2007 11:35:26 PM >

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RE: The Wanker Report - 12/2/2007 11:42:00 PM   
EvilGenie


Posts: 1323
Joined: 9/10/2007
From: Morocco and Maine occasionally
Status: offline 		Thank you my dear friend oso. Hugs you back

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RE: The Wanker Report - 12/2/2007 11:49:39 PM   
ModeratorEleven


Posts: 2007
Joined: 8/14/2005
Status: offline 		Folks, please keep in mind that pasting received emails here or leaving any clues back to these individual's identity is not looked upon favorably.  These threads usually don't last long because of these two points so if you want this one to survive, please watch what you post.

Thank you,

XI


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RE: The Wanker Report - 12/2/2007 11:51:50 PM   
kittyinpink


Posts: 83
Joined: 10/7/2007
Status: offline 		Most emails I get are nice (even if weird)

There's the one guy who sends me emails telling me that he didn't like seeing me and that I needed to leave and delete my profile.  You'd think I was standing in his living room or something... 

The messages are short and never have any explanations. Just "Leave!"


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RE: The Wanker Report - 12/2/2007 11:59:24 PM   
shootingstar67


Posts: 195
Joined: 10/29/2007
Status: offline 		I got some of that "down on your knees" stuff from a Domme. And I am a female!. And straight!

And what gets me is.. I liked it.  So the wanker award goes to me.

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RE: The Wanker Report - 12/3/2007 12:11:07 AM   
sexyone4you


Posts: 613
Joined: 8/17/2006
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quote:

ORIGINAL: shootingstar67

I got some of that "down on your knees" stuff from a Domme. And I am a female!. And straight!

And what gets me is.. I liked it.  So the wanker award goes to me.


LMAO.  That's hilarious.  I wasn't expecting anyone to award themselves! 

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RE: The Wanker Report - 12/3/2007 12:31:37 AM   
Lordandmaster


Posts: 10943
Joined: 6/22/2004
Status: offline 		Ummm...Wanker Report???  Are all you saintly people implying that you never masturbate?

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