InkedMaster
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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket, where she selected a quart
of milk, a carton of eggs, juice, and a package of bacon. As she was
unloading her items on the conveyer belt to check out, a drunk standing
behind her watched as she placed her items in front of the cashier.
He said, "You must be single."
The woman, a bit startled, but intrigued, looked at her four items on the
belt, and seeing nothing particularly unusual about her selections, said,
"Well, ya know, that's right. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk said, "Cause you're uglier 'n shit."
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