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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/9/2007 10:09:36 PM   
Daddysredhead


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CT...  your wish is my wish, too...  wknds are just too short.  Nite-nite, sweetness.

Ok, we wish tomorrow wasn't Monday.  (and I have to shove off, too...  nite all)

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/10/2007 1:13:06 AM   
scifi1133


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Status: offline 		granted but its tuesday and it last for 48 hours and there are no such things as weekends anymore.

I wish I had a couple more jobs over the holidays.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/10/2007 7:09:41 AM   
batshalom


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But the jobs are masturbating (with ice cold hands) livestock with no safety tethers.

I wish my grants would come through before Christmas.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/10/2007 8:05:22 AM   
crouchingtigress


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Status: offline 		granted they are here...but you cant cash them with out bringing 10 forms of Identification , and according to the laws and by laws one of those forms is a talking goat that can vouch for you!

i wish i could cook.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/10/2007 1:03:15 PM   
batshalom


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(Thank you to whomever granted me the secret wish: I wish it were 70 degrees today - it's awesome!)

I wish I had a better wishing imagination.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/10/2007 2:20:51 PM   
SirJohnMandevill


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quote:

ORIGINAL: batshalom
I wish I had a better wishing imagination.


Granted! But when you wish for and get everything in the world...where will you put it? (Apologies to Steven Wright)

I wish the Voices would stop telling me to eat meatballs....

Les (Purveyor of Fine, Handcrafted Kink)

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/10/2007 7:07:21 PM   
MrSpectacular


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Status: offline 		They are now telling you to eat your own balls - good luck with the contortion

I wish my busy time would never end


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/10/2007 7:31:08 PM   
oreogirl


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Status: offline 		Granted, but it is filled with mindlessly handstamping the most horrific Christmas cards imaginable.

I wish I had a mango.


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/10/2007 9:39:41 PM   
Aylee


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/11/2007 12:00:07 PM   
rubberpet


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Status: offline 		Granted!  Your neighbors are now arab terrorists building a dirty bomb!

I wish I had magical powers like Jeannie from "I Dream of Jeannie".

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/11/2007 12:23:50 PM   
MistressPav


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quote:

ORIGINAL: rubberpet

Granted!  Your neighbors are now arab terrorists building a dirty bomb!

I wish I had magical powers like Jeannie from "I Dream of Jeannie".


*poof*  you do, but now you are FEMALE.  Enjoy!

I wish I could read other people's minds more often.


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/11/2007 12:26:13 PM   
Leatherist


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I wish that people had sense.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/11/2007 12:31:55 PM   
MistressPav


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Status: offline 		geez....patience has NEVER been my virtue, so NOW I have to fucking WAIT for approval to see how someone ruined my wish.
So fitting for me!



< Message edited by MistressPav -- 12/11/2007 12:44:03 PM >

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/11/2007 10:00:28 PM   
crouchingtigress


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Status: offline 		poof people have sense:  george bush has been exiled, solar power takes over oil, all our cars run on corn, people use birth control, funding for wildlife preservation has been usurped from the war chest, teachers and nurses get a 50 percent raise and Studio ^0 on the sunset strip is revived for  a second season!

i wish that for just one day every one was bald

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/11/2007 10:02:43 PM   
MissMagnolia


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Status: offline 		Granted. However, you get blamed for the baldness, and your multimillion dollar hair care product company fizzles and you are sued for billions.

I want someone to do all my shopping for the holiday season.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/11/2007 10:31:54 PM   
Phin


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Status: offline 		granted, but that person buys everything for themselves and nothing for anyone else.

I wish there was a beautiful horny woman in the hotel room with me.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/11/2007 10:47:02 PM   
MissMagnolia


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Status: offline 		Granted. She is, however, suffering from a severe gastric problem and has horrific gas and other assorted bowel problems.

I wish I could find a rich, handsome slave who gives me his Greek Island home for Christmas.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/11/2007 10:50:13 PM   
laurell3


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Status: offline 		Granted you have the home, but he leaves you to support and care for his 22 invalid wives living on the island in the commune.

I wish I didn't have to go to the dentist tomorrow.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/11/2007 11:01:02 PM   
onegoodgirl


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Status: offline 		Granted. You now have an appointment with an oral surgeon.

I wish the landlord would fix my leaking roof.


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/11/2007 11:07:34 PM   
crouchingtigress


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Status: offline 		granted your roof is fixed, but the tar does not dry very quicky and about 30 birds get stuckin it and are squalking rreally loudly all night long

i wish i knew why my left temple hurts so much

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