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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/18/2012 4:29:02 PM   
The1950sIn2012


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Status: offline 		Granted... unless PVC lolcatsuits don't count. They count, right? They do.

I wish I never made that last wish, about wishing.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/19/2012 7:30:21 AM   
stellauk


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Status: offline 		An incredibly sexy blonde forces you to go down all the way on something of her's which is dark, wet, deep and slippery...........








.... her wishing well.

I wish I could cook rice without burning it.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/19/2012 10:33:35 AM   
SoulAlloy


Posts: 2106
Joined: 8/23/2009
From: Preston, UK
Status: offline 		Granted! Now you can cook it for too long and it becomes mush

I wish I had someone to go to Blackpool with tomorrow

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/19/2012 3:40:55 PM   
MysticFireTopaz


Posts: 50939
Joined: 4/23/2005
From: Dallas/Ft. Worth, TX
Status: offline 		Granted. At the last minute, you do find someone to go with you. However, he is totally obnoxious, wants to argue with you about every little thing, and has body odor to boot. Now you wish you had gone by yourself!

I wish I were more motivated to exercise.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/20/2012 1:27:15 AM   
SoulAlloy


Posts: 2106
Joined: 8/23/2009
From: Preston, UK
Status: offline 		Granted! You are now a slave in some salt mines and regularly whipped to get that exercise

I wish the weekend was just beginning

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"It'll be alright in the end - if it isn't alright, it's not the end." - unknown

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/20/2012 1:37:27 AM   
BKSir


Posts: 4037
Joined: 4/8/2008
From: Salt Lake City, UT
Status: offline 		Granted! It is now permanently 12:01 on Saturday Morning, and you just offered to buy everyone in the club a drink... over and over and over and over and over again. Goodbye bank account.

I wish these delicious cupcakes were actually good for me!

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/20/2012 1:23:01 PM   
ResidentSadist


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Joined: 2/11/2007
From: a mean old Daddy, but I like you - Joni Mitchell
Status: offline 		Double Granted:



A beautiful boy comes all the way to your house from Pennsylvania. He is gorgeous, dressed to the 9s and sexy as hell. He slaves away in the kitchen for you conjuring up a lovely tray of cupcakes made from healthy organic ingredients. The cupcakes are delicious, full of vitality . . . and so was he. You just couldn’t resist his charms, had much more than cake for desert and he was the best fuck you have ever had.

Unfortunately, he wasn’t as healthy as the cupcakes. He was from Dauphin County, Pennsylvania . . . the home of Three Mile Island. Turns out he was radioactive. Now you have a rare radiation disease that has your pecker cover with blue spots and it glows in the dark.


I wish I had time to go shark fishing.



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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/20/2012 4:11:34 PM   
DaNewAgeViking


Posts: 1009
Joined: 4/29/2004
Status: offline 		Granted: you are on an airliner which crashes in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. You are the only survivor, and have to keep pulling yourself up on a small piece of floating wreckage as the sharks lunge at you.

I wish I had a beautiful, nubile 18 YO slave girl who will eagerly do anything I demand.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/20/2012 5:10:03 PM   
MysticFireTopaz


Posts: 50939
Joined: 4/23/2005
From: Dallas/Ft. Worth, TX
Status: offline 		Granted. You meet a beautiful and nubile 18-year old slave girl here on CM. She eagerly agrees to come live with you. When her car pulls up, you notice she isn't alone. Her mother has accompanied her. The young lady states that her mother must be part of the package. Overwhelmed by her beauty, you agree. The girl is everything you dreamed of and more. Her mother, however, is the most bossy, annoying, overbearing woman you have ever met. You tell the girl her mother must leave. The mother overhears and storms off, daughter in tow.

I wish I had a free handy man.


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/20/2012 5:37:38 PM   
ResidentSadist


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Joined: 2/11/2007
From: a mean old Daddy, but I like you - Joni Mitchell
Status: offline 		Granted - A handsome young slave named Ralgrub says he read your post and has come to fulfill your wishes. He does everything you can imagine and more. It was like a dream come true. However, later when you notice jewelry and other valuables missing you realize Ralgrub is Burglar spelled backwards.




I wish the sexy pizza delivery girl was a deep masochist with a daddy fetish who found me irresistible. A night of pizza, wine and pain would be real nice right about now.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/20/2012 10:02:56 PM   
LanceHughes


Posts: 4737
Joined: 2/12/2004
Status: offline 		Granted - A night of pizza, wine and pain is yours..... The pizza gives you the pain of indigestion; the wine gives you the pain of a hangover. The sexy pizza delivery girl tells you her name is Ralgrub.  Later when you notice jewelry and other valuables missing you realize Ralgrub is Burglar spelled backwards.

I wish Steve - the Steve who gives in-fucking-credible blow jobs - wasn't married and living with a wife in a suburb of Denver.  I wish he was divoriced, lived in the Denver ghay-toe, and was available upon command.






edited to try to make the wish above "un-ruin-able." LOL!

< Message edited by LanceHughes -- 5/20/2012 10:09:49 PM >

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/21/2012 1:59:25 AM   
DaNewAgeViking


Posts: 1009
Joined: 4/29/2004
Status: offline 		Granted: only you are so smitten by him that you believe his claim that he's clean, only to discover that he gave you AIDS.

I wish I could live to an active life of 100 years old.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/21/2012 11:18:14 AM   
BKSir


Posts: 4037
Joined: 4/8/2008
From: Salt Lake City, UT
Status: offline 		Granted! You are now an active 100 year old.

I wish my air conditioner was a bit more effective.

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We'll begin with a spin, traveling in a world of my creation. What we'll see will defy explanation.

I am the voices in your head.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/21/2012 11:19:30 AM   
MissKittyDeVine


Posts: 1054
Joined: 9/24/2011
Status: offline 		Granted. Salt Lake City has just been wiped out by a hurricane.

I wish I had never married my ex-husband.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/21/2012 1:25:52 PM   
ResidentSadist


Posts: 12580
Joined: 2/11/2007
From: a mean old Daddy, but I like you - Joni Mitchell
Status: offline 		Granted - turns out the courts made a mistake in your paperwork and your divorce was not legal. So now you are still married to your husband, not your ex-husband.




Speaking of the ex. I wish my ex liked girls as much as I do. Not the occasional lick a titty or grind some gash for fun but seriously, emotionally and passionately hot for girls. I might have kept her is she was bi.



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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/21/2012 2:55:33 PM   
SoulAlloy


Posts: 2106
Joined: 8/23/2009
From: Preston, UK
Status: offline 		Granted! She now loves girls as much as you do... But she isn't bi

I wish my leg would stop cramping

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"Better to be a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without" - Confucius

"It'll be alright in the end - if it isn't alright, it's not the end." - unknown

Kinky crossdressing Whovian

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/21/2012 4:58:46 PM   
BKSir


Posts: 4037
Joined: 4/8/2008
From: Salt Lake City, UT
Status: offline 		Granted! You are now an amputee.

I wish M. would stop snoring so damned loudly!

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We'll begin with a spin, traveling in a world of my creation. What we'll see will defy explanation.

I am the voices in your head.

BiggKatt Studios

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/21/2012 5:11:47 PM   
ResidentSadist


Posts: 12580
Joined: 2/11/2007
From: a mean old Daddy, but I like you - Joni Mitchell
Status: offline 		Granted - M rolls over and stops snoring ... but starts farting instead.




I wish I had an Irish Wolf Hound and an animal loving slave to care for it.



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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/21/2012 6:39:32 PM   
MissImmortalPain


Posts: 2440
Joined: 4/1/2011
Status: offline 		Granted. Large, beautiful, amazing beast of a dog and the a slave to go with it. And she really loves the dog. I mean really LOVES the dog a great deal more, and more often, than she loves you. She has been making movies about her love of animals for years.


I wish it weren't so hot (and don't anyone say second ice age because I would be happy with that)

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We must all go through a right of passage,and it must be physical, it must be painful,and it must leave a mark.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/22/2012 11:53:46 AM   
SoulAlloy


Posts: 2106
Joined: 8/23/2009
From: Preston, UK
Status: offline 		Granted! The heat has gone, the sudden cooling sparks a monsoon, the land floods and water cascades through your house, wrecking implements of pain and pleasure alike (how blurred those lines get :p )

I wish I had a way to get back from the next fetish event...

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"Better to be a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without" - Confucius

"It'll be alright in the end - if it isn't alright, it's not the end." - unknown

Kinky crossdressing Whovian

Host of the Preston (UK) Munch, 2nd Wednesday each month

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