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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/5/2008 2:07:54 PM   
LadyRainfire


Posts: 6040
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Status: offline 		Granted. However, in the interest of your health, they're virgin margaritas.

I wish this headache would stop and monster #2 would behave.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/5/2008 6:31:02 PM   
MrSpectacular


Posts: 1153
Joined: 8/27/2007
Status: offline 		Granted - both your heads have been chopped off

I wish summer would finally arrive


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/5/2008 6:59:21 PM   
s0ngbird


Posts: 79
Joined: 4/13/2008
Status: offline 		Your wish is granted- and you are the director of 120 screaming 5-year-olds, it is 102 degrees, and the AC is broken.

I wish I had $15,000 to pay off all my bills and then some.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/5/2008 8:30:23 PM   
adrian28


Posts: 833
Joined: 3/8/2008
Status: offline 		Granted! You are now the proud owner of the world's largest penny collection! Happy rolling!

I wish I had a harem.


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/5/2008 8:40:07 PM   
ResidentSadist


Posts: 12580
Joined: 2/11/2007
From: a mean old Daddy, but I like you - Joni Mitchell
Status: offline 		Granted, the average harem in the middle east is 4 women.  Your 4 don’t speak English, are toothless and have had female circumcisions so they have no interest in sex. 

I wish I had a harem too. 

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/5/2008 8:42:35 PM   
BBWnNC72


Posts: 1155
Joined: 6/22/2007
From: NC since Jan of 2007, but born and raised in Cali
Status: offline 		Granted, but they are all over the age of 92.

i wish i had some one to play with right now.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/5/2008 9:35:01 PM   
unDEAD


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Joined: 5/4/2008
Status: offline 		granted, but you guys have to play in traffic. 

i wish i had somewhere to be


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/5/2008 10:16:10 PM   
Arrrchibald


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quote:

ORIGINAL: unDEAD
granted, but you guys have to play in traffic. 

i wish i had somewhere to be


Granted, and the cops are coming to take you there. 

I wish cold weather never bothered me. 

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/5/2008 10:24:37 PM   
SteelofUtah


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quote:

I wish cold weather never bothered me.


Granted But now your Penis ALWAYS believes  it is cold.


I wish I could get this one girl to know just how special and amazing she really is without ending up in a fight over how hard headed she is.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/5/2008 10:57:00 PM   
ResidentSadist


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quote:

ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah
I wish I could get this one girl to know just how special and amazing she really is without ending up in a fight over how hard headed she is.

Granted, her head is much softer, mush even. She hears your compliments but forgets them moments later.  In fact, she often forgets who you are. 
 
I wish my 2nd slave was still alive.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/6/2008 2:32:54 AM   
scifi1133


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From: virginia
Status: offline 		Granted but its a whole pet cemetary thing and she's constantly trying to kill you.

I wish there were more hours in the day.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/6/2008 2:38:02 AM   
SeeksOnlyOne


Posts: 2012
Joined: 5/14/2007
Status: offline 		granted.....you now have 5 more hours per day......but we also gave you 10 hours more work per day to complete.....

i wish i wasnt stalling to postpone getting ready for work

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/6/2008 3:17:35 PM   
batshalom


Posts: 1990
Joined: 9/17/2007
Status: offline 		Granted. You'll wait till you're at work and then stall over your work to keep yourself from coming home again.

I wish my kitchen would clean itself.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/6/2008 4:26:07 PM   
Arrrchibald


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Joined: 1/3/2008
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quote:

ORIGINAL: batshalom
I wish my kitchen would clean itself.


Granted.  The giant robot cleaning your kitchen has determined that it it can clean the kitchen more efficiently by eliminating what's making it messy:  You. 

I wish I wasn't so distracted today. 



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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/6/2008 5:50:27 PM   
ResidentSadist


Posts: 12580
Joined: 2/11/2007
From: a mean old Daddy, but I like you - Joni Mitchell
Status: offline 		Granted, you become constipated and singularly focused, even obsessed with it. 

I wish all the hotties on CM would come over to my house, and get covered in oil.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/6/2008 6:07:29 PM   
BBWnNC72


Posts: 1155
Joined: 6/22/2007
From: NC since Jan of 2007, but born and raised in Cali
Status: offline 		Granted, but they lock You in a closet with a python first.

i wish that my Dom would spend the night more.

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~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
i am who i am, i am not ashamed. spank me, beat me, bite me, pull my hair, dominate me, control me, but always respect me for who i am.


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/6/2008 7:44:11 PM   
batshalom


Posts: 1990
Joined: 9/17/2007
Status: offline 		Granted, but he brings a girlfriend and kicks you out of your own bed.

I wish I were more girlie.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/6/2008 8:40:50 PM   
ResidentSadist


Posts: 12580
Joined: 2/11/2007
From: a mean old Daddy, but I like you - Joni Mitchell
Status: offline 		Granted, but its not sexy girly, its little girl girly and now you look like Shirley Temple.
 
I wish everyone was naked.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/6/2008 8:47:39 PM   
tolovetolaugh


Posts: 648
Joined: 4/30/2008
Status: offline 		Granted. Poor thing, you got blinded by the sun reflecting off all that untanned flesh! Shouldn't have peered over the shades.

I wish gas prices would go down.


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/6/2008 10:01:04 PM   
DDraigeuraid


Posts: 321
Joined: 4/3/2008
Status: offline 		Granted, but the price of coffee has increased ten fold.

I wish my love wasn't 5000 miles away.
Dragon

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