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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/24/2008 8:35:29 AM   
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Granted, you're now a zombie and the flesh of the living is the only thing you crave. 

I wish there was a grocery store closer to my place. 

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/24/2008 8:40:43 AM   
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Granted. There's a superwalmart RIGHT across from your driveway.

I wish I did not have to go to NY


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/24/2008 9:06:29 AM   
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Granted, you now *can't* go to NY thanks to dozens of restraining orders. 

I wish my ankle wasn't so sore. 

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/24/2008 9:21:56 AM   
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Granted, I'll cut your leg off at the knee for you.

I wish I had something else to eat at my house beside oatmeal


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/24/2008 9:44:08 AM   
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Granted.  Now you wish you had something else to eat besides gruel. 

I wish my floors weren't so creaky. 

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/24/2008 5:02:29 PM   
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Granted. You now live in a box under a tree.

I wish my sister didn't live so far away.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/24/2008 7:08:45 PM   
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Granted, now you live in the same room. (also a cardboard box). 

I wish my neighbors would shut the fuck up. 

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/24/2008 7:28:43 PM   
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Granted. they are now sitting on a couch directly across from you, silently watching your every move.

I wish I didn't forget to get to get shampoo at the store. Now I have to go back.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/24/2008 7:33:11 PM   
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Granted. You bought two BIG bottles at a BOGOF sale, a new, scat scented shampoo, specially color treating for brunettes.

I wish I hadn't fallen in the parking lot at Beat me in St. Louis and hurt my damn knee, which is still hurting and keeping me from kneeling. I mean, if i was going to get hurt at a great big BDSM fetish party goings-on, i wish i could have done so in a less pedestrain way!

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/24/2008 7:36:44 PM   
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Aweeeee!  That sucks... But in keeping with the rules of the game..


*Granted* While you  are being flogged, the St Andrews cross falls over, mashing the crap out of your knee, and entertaining everyone everyone in the dungeon.

I wish I was more motivated to go back to the store


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/24/2008 7:54:46 PM   
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I would have thought the scat scented shampoo with color treatments would have motivated you. sure the hell would have motivated me.
fine. I wish you had someone there with a nice quirt, *motivating* you.
and I wish *I* was being motivated with a nice quirt. I don't know motivated to do what, hey, you pick. Master is away busy hamering together one of the two dozen fluffing bookcases he bought for the library. (which, granted, he only had to buy because i closed out storage and moved in my books. a LOT of books.)

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/24/2008 8:01:09 PM   
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(whoops, wrong wish.)

granted, only you are the one holding the quirt, and it motivates you to spank Master.

i wish i could have pancakes an syrup.  and someone and syrup too

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/24/2008 9:05:30 PM   
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Granted, you have your pancakes and syrup.  You also have this guy covered in syrup. 

I wish I never ran into a red light. 

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/24/2008 9:07:41 PM   
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granted.  now you run in to stop signs, parked cars, and people walking their dogs.

i wish i hadnt seen that picture

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/24/2008 9:15:40 PM   
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Granted. Now you are going to google Goatse, and you will forget that orignal picture.

I wish it was wednesday


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/24/2008 9:26:17 PM   
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Granted, it's wednesday.  Every day is wednesday now.  No more weekends. 

I wish I didn't suck so bad at swimming. 

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/24/2008 9:59:09 PM   
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Granted, but now you have gills where your ears used to be.
 
I wish I wasn't addicted to these games.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/24/2008 10:14:47 PM   
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Granted. You are now addicted to food and can't stop eating. You weigh 430 lbs.

I wish I had a $100.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/24/2008 10:26:26 PM   
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Granted. You're now a crazy homeless lady living in a cardboard box with $100 worth of pennies in loose coins stuffed into your socks.

I wish I had a better job.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/24/2008 11:04:44 PM   
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Granted. However, the job pays really well, but is a lil stinky. You are now a scat porn movie star.

I wish I hadn't shot the blue bird of happiness.

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