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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/2/2008 1:08:13 PM   
purepleasure


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Status: offline 		Granted... you have nothing to wish for, you have no life other than cooking, cleaning, and taking in numerous felines.

I wish the gas prices would go back to what they were 2 years ago.


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/2/2008 1:16:23 PM   
cjan


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Status: offline 		Granted... but your car has been reposessed

I wish I had a nice sailboat again, plenty of $$ and could go sail around the world with a hawt female crew.


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/2/2008 1:18:45 PM   
purepleasure


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Status: offline 		Granted.  But your boat always has a strong fishy smell coming from an unknown source. No matter how much you scrub down the boat or crew, it just won't go away.

I wish I had my own secretary.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/2/2008 2:54:53 PM   
MissMagnolia


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Status: offline 		Granted. However, your secretary is a one eyed, crack smokin, bald woman with no teeth, who coughs up lung cookies constantly and could fart for the Olypmics. She seriously wants you and feels you up at every opportunity, including in meetings and in the cafeteria. Did I mention that she's also stalking you and watches you in your home through binoculers?

I wish I had a hot cup of tea.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/2/2008 2:57:20 PM   
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MissMagnolia: I wish I had a cup of hot tea


Granted.  But to get it you have to make nice nice with a one eyed, crack smokin, bald woman with no teeth, who coughs up lung cookies constantly and could fart for the Olypmics. She seriously wants you and feels you up at every opportunity, including in meetings and in the cafeteria. Did I mention that she's also stalking you and watches you in your home through binoculers?

I wish my lovely girl from Boston could make a surprise visit to Chicago.

E.


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"What's for breakfast? What do you say, Piglet?"
"I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?"
Pooh nodded thoughtfully.
"It's the same thing," he said.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/2/2008 3:20:10 PM   
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I wish I could go to Chicago.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/2/2008 4:20:54 PM   
MissMagnolia


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Status: offline 		Granted. However, Chicago moves. To Scotland. And it isn't coming back.

I wish for world peace (I wanted Miss Congeniality last night).

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/2/2008 4:50:06 PM   
awakenednj


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Status: offline 		Granted. The world gets peace, but you dont.

I wish my daughter would stop fighting sleep like she was Don Quixote and sleep was a windmill...

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/2/2008 4:52:40 PM   
BBWnNC72


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Status: offline 		granted, she sleeps with you though and like a windmill, going around and around all night.

i wish this kink in my neck would really go away already

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/2/2008 5:24:58 PM   
cjan


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Status: offline 		Granted, but the kink moves to your ooh ahh and spasms and clamps permanently shut.

I wish I didn't have a crew of nasty skanks that pure saddled me with.


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/2/2008 5:43:41 PM   
purepleasure


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Status: offline 		Granted.  You now must sail around the world solo.  However, you do have the very best equipment to do so.  Turns out the fish smell was in the curtain rods in the cabin.

I wish I could go sailing on cjan's watercraft someday.



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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/2/2008 6:20:09 PM   
MissMagnolia


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Status: offline 		Granted. However, he makes you stay below deck and clean the chemical toilet. You get to see jack shit. Literally.

I wish I didn't have a pimple the size of Jupiter on my chin.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/2/2008 9:02:58 PM   
MrSpectacular


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Status: offline 		Granted it is now on Uranus - ba-boom!

I wish I don't need to shave everyday.


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/2/2008 9:41:12 PM   
Emperor1956


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Status: offline 		Granted.   SNIP!

(that one was SO easy)

I wish that I'd win the lottery and retire to a small Latin American country where I can't be extradited.

E.

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"When you wake up, Pooh," said Piglet, "what's the first thing you say?"
"What's for breakfast? What do you say, Piglet?"
"I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?"
Pooh nodded thoughtfully.
"It's the same thing," he said.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/3/2008 7:45:28 AM   
parttimehotty


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Status: offline 		Granted, but your cut of the lottery was $15 after 5 million other people had the same numbers!

I wish that I could find the RIGHT MAN for me

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/3/2008 7:54:36 AM   
cjan


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Status: offline 		Granted, but you turn out to be the wrong woman for him

I wish I had a machine that would materialize, directly to my home (gottcha) the hot women from CM that I fantasize about.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/3/2008 8:00:09 AM   
purepleasure


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Status: offline 		Granted.  However, you are unable to use the machine to get yourself to your home.  The hawt girls get tired of waiting for you and end up having an all-girl orgy in your absence.

I wish I could think of something yummy for lunch.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/3/2008 8:02:32 AM   
parttimehotty


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Status: offline 		Granted, here I am but I'm on my period........

I wish, I wish I had a wish!

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/4/2008 2:08:46 PM   
MrSpectacular


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Status: offline 		Granted your last dying wish

I wish I was feeling better


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/4/2008 2:11:27 PM   
SinLee


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Status: offline 		granted, but now all of your friends feel worse and feel the need to tell you alllll about it at the same time.

i wish i could travel more


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