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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/8/2008 10:44:04 AM   
PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR


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Granted, but they were planning to throw you a surprise party, and you're missing the strippers, cake, and that hefty check for five grand your boss felt like writing just for today!

I wish I wouldn't have any more nightmares.


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/8/2008 10:46:50 AM   
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i wish i could fly like a bird

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/8/2008 10:49:10 AM   
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Status: offline 		Granted, but you've shrunk to accomodate the need for flight and sex is now a NIGHTMARE!

I wish we had some fresh groceries in this house.




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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/8/2008 10:55:12 AM   
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i wish i had more time to read

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/8/2008 10:56:31 AM   
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Status: offline 		Granted, but you go blind the second you settle in to relax with that good book. (And no brail to be found!)

I wish my family wasn't around so I could search up some porn.


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- I will only answer to Kit. Keep the "slut" and "slave" mess to yourselves. -

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/8/2008 10:58:00 AM   
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i wish i had a phone call telling me i had an inheritance

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/8/2008 10:59:58 AM   
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I wish my computer was working.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/8/2008 11:03:22 AM   
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I wish I had some Hog Island Oysters right now


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/8/2008 11:05:39 AM   
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Granted, but they've all gone bad. Eating them would risk toilet worshipping for the next three to five days.

I wish getting a decent apartment was easier.


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/8/2008 11:06:31 AM   
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i wish i had some PEI  blu point oysters that where good

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/8/2008 11:07:20 AM   
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I wish getting a decent apartment was easier 

granted, a decent apartment...but in the worst neighborhood ever....
i wish i was at the beach today

< Message edited by lronitulstahp -- 6/8/2008 11:10:02 AM >

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/8/2008 11:09:16 AM   
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Puppy: Granted, but they are too good, and everything you eat from then on will only dissapoint.

Iron: Granted, but a hail storm blows in while you are there.

I wish my butt wasn't numb from sitting here.


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/8/2008 11:12:16 AM   
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I wish i could see you glued to the seat

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/8/2008 11:14:12 AM   
PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR


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Status: offline 		Granted, but I somehow manage to poke both of your eyes immediately after you look at me!

I wish I wasn't hungry.


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/8/2008 11:16:16 AM   
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Status: offline 		Granted - we have just cut you tummy out with a sabre - you won't need to eat ever again

I wish I am going to have a relaxing afternoon


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/8/2008 11:17:25 AM   
PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR


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Status: offline 		Granted, but tonight will be the worst night of your life.

I wish my tummy didn't have to be cut to quell my hunger.


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- I will only answer to Kit. Keep the "slut" and "slave" mess to yourselves. -

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/8/2008 11:19:40 AM   
MrSpectacular


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Status: offline 		Sorry - that's the only way in your case to cure that hunger

I wish the grass was greener on the other side of the valley


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/8/2008 11:20:58 AM   
PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR


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I wish I didn't bite my nails.


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- I will only answer to Kit. Keep the "slut" and "slave" mess to yourselves. -

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/8/2008 11:22:34 AM   
MrSpectacular


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Status: offline 		Granted - but with no teeth I am curious to know how you bit them in the first place

I wish that it was time for me to get some work done


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/8/2008 11:24:07 AM   
PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR


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I wish I knew why you had an obsession with removing my body parts!


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- I will only answer to Kit. Keep the "slut" and "slave" mess to yourselves. -

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