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joanus -> Conspericy Theroy (12/3/2007 7:46:25 AM)

I have had it up to here (holds hand up to eyebrows) with people and their Conspericy Theroys, this Rant is insited by the Heavily used by satanists!?!   thread where a guy writes in His reveiw how collarme.com is the breeding ground of Satanists as though there where some elite group recruiting people for their cause.
People there are NO Conspericies ok? There was not alien spacecraft at Rosswell, no body on the Grassy knoll, Anna Nicole overdosed because she was a druged up Celbirty, The Free Masons are just a Faturnaty, Bigfoot and the Loch Ness monster are as real as the tooth fairy.

So put down the weed and get over yourselves. Parinoia is a waste of time. Any one at any time can come up with a conspericy and fine linking "evidence to support themselves. Don't believe me? Here I'll make one up right now.

Disney Controls the World.
My Evidance:
White face, black hair, high voice wears gloves, likes little kids and has a theme Park in his back yard.
Micky Mouse or Micheal Jackson?

Talks in a weird voice, runs around like he is on Crack and is consatly in Public with no Pants
Donald Duck or PeeWee Herman?

Horrible dress, crappy makeup a voice that makes you want to stab your eardrums out, and you would never sleep with her.
Minnie Mouse or Lis Taylor?

Alkward, Gangly, Talks with a butchered vesion of the English language and Neve learns from his mistakes.
Goofy or George W Bush?

See Disney is using Life like humanoid versions of their characters to control an unsuspecting puplic. How is disney keeping the US government at bay? they own Cuba and all its missles allowing them to hold Florida hostage.
How? Elian Gonzolas was not a distrot refugee but a cunning message curior acting as go between for Fedel Castro and Walt Disney's Frozen Head.
Why would Fedel sell out to Disney? Fedel has survived over 43 assasination attemps on his life, he survived because he is a Cyborg. now where could athird world leader get Cybernetic enhancments? Why the only company with the most advanced Anaelctronincs on the eastern sea board: Disney World. once his power cells ran down they "elected" His brother who is just another puppet with Disney's hadn up his ass.

Now none of that was true and sounds as though it where contrived with Pharmsuticals and crack. Maybe now you understand how stupid some of the theroies sound like; crazy. things like the Illuminati and 9/11 stories are just that total bull used buy people to blame others.

So if you believe in any ofthe for mention "theroies" or some that where not mentioned, look up Gulible in the Dictionary because its not in there.




jadedserendipity -> RE: Conspericy Theroy (12/3/2007 10:11:04 AM)

Disney rules the world? Why, everyone hit the switch behind your left ear and all at once............

it's a world of laughter, a world or tears
its a world of hopes, its a world of fear
theres so much that we share
that its time we're aware
its a small world after all

CHORUS:
its a small world after all
its a small world after all
its a small world after all
its a small, small world

There is just one moon and one golden sun
And a smile means friendship to everyone.
Though the mountains divide
And the oceans are wide
It's a small small world

Okay all flip the switch back to the off position and return to your regularly scheduled activities....... *This was not a plot by Disney to take over the world just an ummmm, Attempt to rule the Universe, oh shit I meant erm, This was a test performed on willing participants all are aware of the effects and signed release forms!*




mnottertail -> RE: Conspericy Theroy (12/3/2007 10:12:14 AM)

someday someone somewhere will conspire to teach spelling.

Horace Mann




Lumus -> RE: Conspericy Theroy (12/3/2007 10:12:46 AM)

Good God, it hurt my eyes to read that.  Spell checker, lad, spell checker!

As to the rant you have inflicted upon the boards  this time, just two points to consider:

Conspiracies do occur or we wouldn't have a term for the concept.  That doesn't mean collarme is part of any conspiracy, per se, but don't go over the top [oh, wait...look who I'm talking to...] and try to nullify the concept.  That's overanalysis.  It kills the humour you're trying to convey.

Also, there are marijuana users on this site.  It's not condoned or judged by the Mods, but I suspect they'll just laugh at your slur on their culture.  I am not a user of it myself, I experimented as a youth and found it makes me violent.  However, I don't go around inferring that they are all paranoid freaks, either. [;)]






HotFaerieMama -> RE: Conspericy Theroy (12/3/2007 10:15:28 AM)

... okay.. dude.. do you not know what spell checker is? that hurt my head... oh and i 2nd what Lumus said...




joanus -> RE: Conspericy Theroy (12/3/2007 10:31:01 AM)

I'm sorry for the misspellings but its a little hard to type when your so ramped up that you go crosseyed. Think Lewis Black about to have a stroke.




LadyEllen -> RE: Conspericy Theroy (12/3/2007 10:49:50 AM)

Joanus - you've almost got it right.

Except, that all the conspiracy theories are started by the government to keep us busy - and not paying attention to what theyre really up to.

Hail Satan!

E




Estring -> RE: Conspericy Theroy (12/3/2007 9:34:14 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

Joanus - you've almost got it right.

Except, that all the conspiracy theories are started by the government to keep us busy - and not paying attention to what theyre really up to.

Hail Satan!

E


Yes, the Grand Daddy of all conspiracy theories.




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