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MercTech -> Is Santa into Kink? (12/3/2007 12:37:35 PM)

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male
and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer
drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to
mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give
birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's
reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be
girl.



AMaster -> RE: Is Santa into Kink? (12/3/2007 1:18:48 PM)

Good point.  But as long as I get my gifts, I don't care what gender they are.



HotFaerieMama -> RE: Is Santa into Kink? (12/4/2007 10:56:29 AM)

i've known for years that its the females with the horns but in the stories... they are males. but it don't matter to me.. as long as i get what i want.



slaverosebeauty -> RE: Is Santa into Kink? (12/4/2007 1:52:46 PM)

In otherwords, the reindeer in the stories are transgendered?! {giggles} or maybe Santa couldn't tell the difference.



seeksfemslave -> RE: Is Santa into Kink? (12/4/2007 3:58:28 PM)

Naaaaaaggggh cant possibly be true....a pregnant female reindeer simply couldnt fly.
More feminist revisionism.



bipolarber -> RE: Is Santa into Kink? (12/4/2007 5:57:08 PM)

Or at least some of the reindeer are transvestites. (falsie antlers) That would explain the "glam" of the bells and other tack... they were all probably going to hit some clubs after finishing the flight.

But then, Santa is a bear who's preoccupied with who's been naughty, and who's been nice, wears black boots, has a HUGE toybag, and keeps a whip. All he needs is a black hankie in his back pocket...



NaiveTempest -> RE: Is Santa into Kink? (12/4/2007 6:46:17 PM)

Figures. So Santa has a bunch of females pulling his heavy ass around in a sleigh, while he whips them to go faster........ Now all my illusions are shattered......... Instead of cookies HE's getting the lump of coal.



MystressDream -> RE: Is Santa into Kink? (12/4/2007 10:15:11 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: NaiveTempest

Figures. So Santa has a bunch of females pulling his heavy ass around in a sleigh, while he whips them to go faster........ Now all my illusions are shattered......... Instead of cookies HE's getting the lump of coal.


Maybe so... but, the reindeer would HAVE to be female.... How else could Santa cover all that ground in one night without ever getting lost????



astarri -> RE: Is Santa into Kink? (12/4/2007 10:38:20 PM)

i have also contemplated Santa's reindeer because their velvet is still on and doing quite well while the rest of the population of the world's reindeer have long since lost their velvet. I did however find this article that may help to dispel any rumours.
http://www.adfg.state.ak.us/pubs/notebook/biggame/santasreindeer.php




PlayfulGoddess -> RE: Is Santa into Kink? (12/6/2007 4:24:52 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MystressDream

Maybe so... but, the reindeer would HAVE to be female.... How else could Santa cover all that ground in one night without ever getting lost????


(smirks; then high 5's her) LOL



mischievousone -> RE: Is Santa into Kink? (12/9/2007 8:11:41 PM)

I was thinking the same thing!



JulieorSarah -> RE: Is Santa into Kink? (12/10/2007 11:50:23 PM)

Hey when Santa comes down here he changes to 6 white boomers ... what does that tell us about Santa, Virginia?



ShreveportMaster -> RE: Is Santa into Kink? (12/11/2007 3:53:18 PM)

And we know Santa is into Orgasm denial...after all he only comes once a year! [8D]



sweetsub1986 -> RE: Is Santa into Kink? (12/12/2007 12:15:18 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MystressDream

quote:

ORIGINAL: NaiveTempest

Figures. So Santa has a bunch of females pulling his heavy ass around in a sleigh, while he whips them to go faster........ Now all my illusions are shattered......... Instead of cookies HE's getting the lump of coal.


Maybe so... but, the reindeer would HAVE to be female.... How else could Santa cover all that ground in one night without ever getting lost????

LOL I could just about die laughing!



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