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Scent of a ... vulva? - 12/3/2007 6:58:07 PM   
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This from Salon.com's Broadsheet (http://www.salon.com/mwt/broadsheet/2006/03/09/perfume/index.html):

From the "You Have to Be F-ing Kidding Me" Department (also known as Nerve's Scanner blog): A German perfumer is apparently hawking a fragrance called Vulva, which allegedly "beguiles the senses with the scent of a real vagina."


I guess I should have seen this coming: You can buy fragrances that claim to transfix potential sexual partners through the wily use of pheromones, so it was probably inevitable that someone would try to bottle the, er, scent of a woman. And it's kind of great to send the message that the vulva is acceptable and erotic as is, in spite of messages to the contrary from the douche industry. Plus, if the fragrance becomes successful, we'll have department store staff offering to spritz us with some Vulva. Har!


But there's something I can't figure out: Who needs this product? The Web site calls the fluid "the object of every man's desire," so it seems it's being marketed to people who want to have sex with men. (Quick warning for anyone who wants to visit said Web site: Unless you want to view many Euro-trashy photos of a nude woman with the Vulva perfume vial covering her actual vulva, you probably don't want to visit the Web site.) But if you're a woman, and you want to use the scent of a real vagina to entice a man ... you already have a real vagina!! You don't need to buy this! If you're a man who wants to become the object of every man's desire ... is the scent of a real vagina really going to attract the kind of guy you're looking for?


I guess Vulva might be of interest to people who would like to have relations with women but can't, like prisoners and awkward adolescents. But the idea of those people sending away for this fragrance is a little too sad and weird to contemplate.


And so another bizarre product searches for a market. Meanwhile, we can only hope the Germans are developing a companion fragrance (possibly named "Nut Sack"?). The Web site's translation is a little weird, but the FAQ gives us reason to hope:


"What about a flavour for women?
Of course! You will see, it will be the next revolution."


That sounds promising, doesn't it?

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RE: Scent of a ... vulva? - 12/3/2007 7:01:41 PM   
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if the fragrance becomes successful, we'll have department store staff offering to spritz us with some Vulva


Is that anything like a squirting orgasm? 

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RE: Scent of a ... vulva? - 12/3/2007 7:26:40 PM   
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RE: Scent of a ... vulva? - 12/3/2007 7:31:36 PM   
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RE: Scent of a ... vulva? - 12/3/2007 7:39:06 PM   
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I much prefer Eau De Smegma

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RE: Scent of a ... vulva? - 12/3/2007 7:45:45 PM   
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No bitch is spraying me with pussy juice in a department store!!!

I much prefer Eau De Smegma

*whew*  Is that anything like the proposed "Nut Sack" cologne?

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RE: Scent of a ... vulva? - 12/3/2007 8:03:10 PM   
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RE: Scent of a ... vulva? - 12/3/2007 9:11:01 PM   
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RE: Scent of a ... vulva? - 12/3/2007 9:14:03 PM   
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RE: Scent of a ... vulva? - 12/3/2007 9:29:56 PM   
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I guess Vulva might be of interest to people who would like to have relations with women but can't, like prisoners and awkward adolescents. But the idea of those people sending away for this fragrance is a little too sad and weird to contemplate.


Ahh, the sad and weird... we've got money, and we need to find something to spend it on other than computer games!

In the long run, i imagine it would be much cheaper to buy Vulva perfume and a bulk pack of cotton panties at your local discount warehouse, than to keep buying used panties off the Internet (or out of vending machines, if you're in Japan)... i suspect the target market does not have their own vagina to sniff.


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RE: Scent of a ... vulva? - 12/4/2007 4:26:01 AM   
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RE: Scent of a ... vulva? - 12/4/2007 1:33:35 PM   
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RE: Scent of a ... vulva? - 12/4/2007 1:34:43 PM   
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RE: Scent of a ... vulva? - 12/4/2007 4:41:48 PM   
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I guess Vulva might be of interest to people who would like to have relations with women but can't, like prisoners and awkward adolescents. But the idea of those people sending away for this fragrance is a little too sad and weird to contemplate.


Ahh, the sad and weird... we've got money, and we need to find something to spend it on other than computer games!

In the long run, i imagine it would be much cheaper to buy Vulva perfume and a bulk pack of cotton panties at your local discount warehouse, than to keep buying used panties off the Internet (or out of vending machines, if you're in Japan)... i suspect the target market does not have their own vagina to sniff.


Hmm, perhaps they will spritz their pillows with it...

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RE: Scent of a ... vulva? - 12/5/2007 10:09:47 AM   
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Status: offline 		Hmmmm, all this talk about the vulva makes me wish Mistress would just have a screaming, squirting orgasm all over my face!  Why else would I have the "flavor saver"?

Besides, I'm sure She would really enjoy re-applying it.  It's like She's marking Her property and territory!

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RE: Scent of a ... vulva? - 12/8/2007 5:09:03 AM   
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RE: Scent of a ... vulva? - 12/8/2007 5:20:38 AM   
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Status: offline 		This disturbs me, I am trying to sell my collection of used panties on Ebay and now the fuckers can for a couple of bucks make faux eau de smelly-frilly at any goddamn dime-store-----

Outrageous it is...........

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RE: Scent of a ... vulva? - 12/8/2007 8:40:11 AM   
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RE: Scent of a ... vulva? - 12/8/2007 8:58:31 AM   
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Yeah, true. But Ron, you can market your panties as encrusted. It's all about finding a good selling hook.

Oh gods, that reminds me of the old joke about telling if the frillies can be worn again - the "stick test".  Throw them against the wall and see if they stick!

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* not looking to take the QA position for Ron's smelly-frillies *

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RE: Scent of a ... vulva? - 12/8/2007 9:03:25 AM   
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