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petdave -> The greatest sadist in history? (12/5/2007 9:32:37 PM)
The guy who not only designed Christmas lights in such a way that when one tiny, fragile, two-month-lifespan bulb dies the entire string goes dark, and the only way you can fix it is by carefully pulling out (with the Iron Fingers of God) every single bulb, sticking it in another socket, then replacing it. Oh no. Because the topper, the rice scattered on the cold granite floor where you've been kneeling for the last eight hours, is that he made it trendy to put the lights on the motherfucking ROOF. You know, that part of the house that is SLOPED, because you're NOT supposed to WALK on it, because it's twenty feet up in the goddamned AIR? Bah. Humbug. I'm turning Jewish. Candles, I can deal with. [sm=rage.gif]

Daddysredhead -> RE: The greatest sadist in history? (12/5/2007 9:34:38 PM)
Happy Hanukkah? [;)] ~ Red

jadedserendipity -> RE: The greatest sadist in history? (12/6/2007 9:51:58 AM)
giggling uncontrollably Wow well that is sucky, hate to hear that you had such a challenge with the lights dave. But I must say Channukah is an interesting kink type holiday, then you are supplied with Fire and Wax, are we sure the creator of the Menorah is any less sadistic?

Aylee -> RE: The greatest sadist in history? (12/6/2007 9:54:51 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: jadedserendipity are we sure the creator of the Menorah is any less sadistic? Ever READ the Torah? Hells yes he is sadistic.

jadedserendipity -> RE: The greatest sadist in history? (12/6/2007 9:57:37 AM)
I have never read it no, but I know many who have and they would most certainly agree with you Aylee......... See Dave there are more sadistic bastards than those who invented Christmas Lights.......lol

Aylee -> RE: The greatest sadist in history? (12/6/2007 9:59:36 AM)
Okay, let me rephrase. . . Have you ever read the Old Testament? Hells yes he is sadistic.

ghitaPVH -> RE: The greatest sadist in history? (12/6/2007 10:10:21 AM)
I think the award goes to whomever decided to stock the giant blow up christmas decorations with snow and stuff at the entrance to all the stores...so your kinds whine and beg for them during your entire shopping trip....

joanus -> RE: The greatest sadist in history? (12/6/2007 10:20:06 AM)
Come on what is more fun than watching idiots nearly kill themselves putting those lights up, after about 3 cups of eggnog. I find it more enjoyable than the superbowl comericals. Remember; one mans pain is another mans entertainment.

Mellissande -> RE: The greatest sadist in history? (12/6/2007 1:04:50 PM)
This is why I love you Joanus lol

oreogirl -> RE: The greatest sadist in history? (12/6/2007 8:44:53 PM)
Who decided that Christmas had to be at the ass end of the year, when it's -5 F or C (pick one) and you're stuck putting those damn lights up and of course you can't use gloves because as dave so succintly put: quote: ORIGINAL: petdave The guy who not only designed Christmas lights in such a way that when one tiny, fragile, two-month-lifespan bulb dies the entire string goes dark, and the only way you can fix it is by carefully pulling out (with the Iron Fingers of God) every single bulb, sticking it in another socket, then replacing it. Oh no. Because the topper, the rice scattered on the cold granite floor where you've been kneeling for the last eight hours, is that he made it trendy to put the lights on the motherfucking ROOF. You know, that part of the house that is SLOPED, because you're NOT supposed to WALK on it, because it's twenty feet up in the goddamned AIR? Bah. Humbug. I'm turning Jewish. Candles, I can deal with. [sm=rage.gif] The hell with it all, wake me on New Year's Eve, the drunk's holiday!

chellekitty -> RE: The greatest sadist in history? (12/6/2007 9:34:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: petdave The guy who not only designed Christmas lights in such a way that when one tiny, fragile, two-month-lifespan bulb dies the entire string goes dark, and the only way you can fix it is by carefully pulling out (with the Iron Fingers of God) every single bulb, sticking it in another socket, then replacing it. Oh no. Because the topper, the rice scattered on the cold granite floor where you've been kneeling for the last eight hours, is that he made it trendy to put the lights on the motherfucking ROOF. You know, that part of the house that is SLOPED, because you're NOT supposed to WALK on it, because it's twenty feet up in the goddamned AIR? Bah. Humbug. I'm turning Jewish. Candles, I can deal with. [sm=rage.gif] is that why people leave their christmas lights up until march?

oreogirl -> RE: The greatest sadist in history? (12/6/2007 9:37:39 PM)
YES! There's no way I'm going out there to deal with hose things in the cold TWICE! Have you tried taking down those lights in sub zero weather?????

KMsAngel -> RE: The greatest sadist in history? (12/9/2007 6:39:05 AM)
or, dare i suggest, emigrate to the southern half of the planet? no snow to deal with. just sunshine, sand and sunblock. bbq's, cold drinks... need i go on? (ewg)

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