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HizBabyGirl -> Not Sure He Thought It Was Funny (12/6/2007 5:36:47 AM)

I'm pretty sure he saw no humor in what happened. Anyway, though it is embarrassing just as it was then, I will share so you can decide what you think.

I was searching for my One and did agree to meet with a prospective dom at a restaurant. I was late getting there as the traffic in the city where I live was horrible that day. After a chat and having a system in place to assure, as much as one can, my safety, we agreed to go to his house and continue our discussion. I didn't really have strong feelings about him being my dom as he was much older than his picture indicated. I don't think he lied, I think he had deluded himself into thinking he still looked like the picture, sort of a Dorian Gray thing I think. I had told him when we talked several times on the phone and by email that I was finding myself restless and in need of a good sound spanking in order to center my thoughts. And it was and is true. Its odd but when I have someone who can take care of this need for me, though it may be uncomfortable while its going on, I do find myself feeling much better later on.

Well, he wasted no time in telling him he was going to spank my bum straightaway, partly because of my tardiness and partly because of my having expressed a need for an OTK session soon. Anyway, he took my hand and led me over his lap though I tried to tell him I really would like to talk a little longer first. He said no that was not acceptable and shortly I found myself studying the floor while he gave me a very sound thrashing. Well, if he had given me time to adjust myself, it would not have happened but he did not. You see he was a business man all dressed up in a nice suit and ready for a business flight in short order that day and he was all set to go. Well, when he released me, there was a look of horror/disgust on his face and I followed his gaze downward to where I had laid just a few seconds earlier. There was a large damp spot on his pants leg and it did not take me long to figure out the cause. You see, for medical reasons I was at the time taking a diuretic, which is supposed to and did indeed cause me to have to "pee" more than normal. He had taken me so quickly over his knee I was caught off guard and ill prepared, and so it seems was he, for the after effects of his thrashing of me.

Anyway, it had this fleeting thought it served him right for not allowing time for a short chat to get accustomed to his home, etc. The funny thing was, I can still see his face when he released me, you just had to be there but it was, as I said, a look of shock and horror and he was for some seconds speechless but when he found his voice he said abruptly well now I'm going to have to change clothes before I can go. [:-][sm=hair.gif]I did, of course, apologize for my transgression but also told him we might have avoided the unfortunate affair if he had granted my request for a little time to prepare myself. Actually, after I explained the reason for my "indiscretion" he was placated quite a bit and excused himself to tend to his unnecessary and unwarranted dampness.

Meanwhile, I was struggling within myself, two opposing forces in me doing battle, one persisting in seeing his horrified look and the other deeply embarrassed over the unhappy event. But later that day the humorous side won out and I found myself smiling inside and out at the picture that had been pressed on me of his face so in shock. Don't know if you think its funny, but I do (but yes I still feel embarrassed too!) [sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif] [sm=hair.gif][:-]




Mellissande -> RE: Not Sure He Thought It Was Funny (12/6/2007 5:58:14 AM)

OMG, I am so sorry, I think I couldn't have stopped myself from laughing hysterically the rest of the day! It does serve him right!!! I am sorry you had to feel the embarrassment though! 




HizBabyGirl -> RE: Not Sure He Thought It Was Funny (12/6/2007 4:06:34 PM)

I'm glad you saw the humor in it. Actually, he was a good sport about it after I explained. Still, the look on his face was priceless!

Sometimes I think my sense of humor is warped and never sure if anyone else ever thinks (or laughs) the way I do.[sm=dance.gif][sm=dance.gif][sm=dance.gif]




Muttling -> RE: Not Sure He Thought It Was Funny (12/7/2007 12:01:50 AM)

Serves him right!!!!!


For me submission is a choice, something you give to your Master.  He insisted on taking it at a time that was way to early in my opinion.   I understand the draw of wanting another to take it and that does excite me, but that is something which I think is best when you develop into that.




On a final note, these are just my opinions and I'm certainly not the norm for people in the community.   I really appreciate the story and the laughter you have granted me.




HizBabyGirl -> RE: Not Sure He Thought It Was Funny (12/7/2007 4:56:36 PM)

I'm waaaay glad you enjoyed it. Yeah, that's what makes it so funny that he kinda brought it on himself!




laurell3 -> RE: Not Sure He Thought It Was Funny (12/7/2007 6:31:56 PM)

Although embarassing for you, that is actually very funny.  He deserved it.  Sometimes it isn't "topping from the bottom" and they need to actually listen.




InkedMaster -> RE: Not Sure He Thought It Was Funny (12/8/2007 5:01:15 AM)

priceless......lol

Should of got up, gone over and wiped yourself on his curtains...sent him through the ceiling!




HizBabyGirl -> RE: Not Sure He Thought It Was Funny (12/15/2007 3:19:15 AM)

I do appreciate both my embarrassment and the humor in the whole affair. Sometimes humor is what helps us to survive, hopefully with grace, but not in this case, LOL! [:-][sm=lol.gif][sm=lol.gif][sm=lol.gif]




HizBabyGirl -> RE: Not Sure He Thought It Was Funny (12/15/2007 3:25:02 AM)

Laurel, it surely was embarrassing [:)] at the time but today it felt good to share this silly story with some who enjoyed a laugh with me.

Its taken me darn near a year to get up the courage to tell anyone though.

You all could have heckled me but you didn't.

Thank you ALL for receiving it in the light it was intended!
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nonu -> RE: Not Sure He Thought It Was Funny (12/15/2007 9:57:11 AM)

Hey, we're all here to enjoy the humour, not to heckle at each other and make fun. And besides, it takes great courage to share such personal experiences in public. You've done a great job by letting go of those inhibitions and opening yourself up, even if its after a year!

Thanks for sharing, and yes, it was indeed funny though i can imagine how embarassed you must have felt!




HizBabyGirl -> RE: Not Sure He Thought It Was Funny (12/15/2007 10:21:48 AM)

Thank you so much. Not everyone is that kind but all we have control over is ourself and so I try to help others when I can and share my experiences, good, bad, indifferent, or, yes, FUNNY!




sweetstorm -> RE: Not Sure He Thought It Was Funny (12/15/2007 4:54:07 PM)

Oh dear! HAHAHA!
I have the same problem and a spanking is a time for a "hold on, I gotta pee quick!" moment. Which sucks but then again, a tiny tinkle can be a big deal.  [:D]




carlie310 -> RE: Not Sure He Thought It Was Funny (12/15/2007 10:05:15 PM)

I think I will laugh about this all day tomorrow.




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