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the pope and hillary - 12/7/2007 12:46:42 PM   
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The Pope and Hillary Rodham Clinton (HRC) are on the same stage in front
of a huge crowd.

'Her Majesty' and His Holiness, however, have seen it all before, so to
make it a little more interesting, the senator says to the Pope, 'Did
you know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every
Democrat in the crowd go wild?'

He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture
and cheering from every democrat in the crowd. Gradual ly, the cheering
subsides.

The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a level of arrogance,
considers what he could do. 'That was impressive. But did you know that
with just one li ttle wave of MY hand I can make EVERY person in the
crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display like
that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will
forever speak of this day and rejoice.'

The senator seriously doubts this, and says so. 'One little wave of your
hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me.'

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So the Pope slapped her!


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