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For those who cant cuss - 8/16/2005 9:24:22 AM   
RiotGirl


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Status: offline 		Not being allowed to use "cuss" words, i've come up with alternative things.

My all time favorite is - you big penis head, or just plain you big penis

poop hole is another one = )

and hmmmmm


whore mongrel is tip toeing the line but not crossing. Tho i very rarely use it.

anyone got any others?
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RE: For those who cant cuss - 8/16/2005 9:44:43 AM   
mnottertail


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Status: offline 		wc fields was great at it

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RE: For those who cant cuss - 8/16/2005 9:47:10 AM   
EmeraldSlave2


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Status: offline 		For me if I am not allowed to cuss, it means the context, not the word. I'm not allowed to come up with euphemisms when I'm still doing the same thing as cussing...I'm not even allowed to use Japanese.

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RE: For those who cant cuss - 8/16/2005 2:51:17 PM   
CalliopePurple


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Status: offline 		You know how to cuss in Japanese?! I wanna learn! Wait, I already know a few words I've picked up from anime. Would still be fun, though.

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RE: For those who cant cuss - 8/17/2005 8:06:06 AM   
RiotGirl


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Status: offline 		Technically its not said in the same "context" Its usually said playfully and cutely. Thanks again Emerald for reading wrong.

Ah swear.. i dont know many ppl who would shout out "YOU BIG POOPHEAD" in an arguement with another and not have the other rolling on the ground laughing. Awwww shucks there goes the insult!

i can see it now! All ticked off at Master, stamping my foot, glaring him down, wanting to rip his head off and saying.....

YOU ... ARE.... SUCH... A .. BIG.. PENIS....

yeah cut him to the QUICK there.... i can see the generic response now... "Why thank you, you really think so?" "Does that mean i'm just one big sexual organ that you can wait to jump all over and rape?"

Ummmm... no.. doesnt work. Just cute little things to say, in a playful way.

but then Emerald, you wouldnt know the meaning of playful would you? Does it ever mmmm... make you jealous that you havent a relationship where you can just be silly? but then, dont bother responding as i dont expect an answer that doesnt involve uberness. Nothing but a perfect little bubble. eh?

This girl lynne.. had a little bubble.. it got popped.

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RE: For those who cant cuss - 8/17/2005 8:39:50 AM   
EmeraldSlave2


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ORIGINAL: RiotGirl
but then Emerald, you wouldnt know the meaning of playful would you? Does it ever mmmm... make you jealous that you havent a relationship where you can just be silly? but then, dont bother responding as i dont expect an answer that doesnt involve uberness. Nothing but a perfect little bubble. eh?

This girl lynne.. had a little bubble.. it got popped.

If I am given the explicit order to not cuss, it's not my place to decipher what's playful or not. I've only twice been ordered to watch my language however in very limited domains.

I don't know why you think I don't have relationships I can't be silly in?

Is that the latest trend in the "Liz Sucks" club? To try to heckle me because I think I'm the worlds uber-slave?

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RE: For those who cant cuss - 8/17/2005 8:50:38 AM   
SirKenin


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ORIGINAL: EmeraldSlave2



Is that the latest trend in the "Liz Sucks" club? To try to heckle me because I think I'm the worlds uber-slave?


I can think of a couple of good reasons, but that was not one of them.

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RE: For those who cant cuss - 8/17/2005 4:38:58 PM   
perverseangelic


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quote:

ORIGINAL: EmeraldSlave2

For me if I am not allowed to cuss, it means the context, not the word. I'm not allowed to come up with euphemisms when I'm still doing the same thing as cussing...I'm not even allowed to use Japanese.


Don't it suck :(

I'm allowed cussing on occation, but ONLY in private/at home.

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RE: For those who cant cuss - 8/18/2005 2:53:46 AM   
Mandalin


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Status: offline 		I find it a great release to cuss...after I cuss every word under the sun, I come out from behind my closed door smiling, and every one pretends they couldnt hear me

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RE: For those who cant cuss - 8/18/2005 7:54:39 AM   
RiotGirl


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Status: offline 		Personally it was difficult not to cuss. But i managed. Now when HE is being playful with me, i usually call him a big penis. Heh, he doesnt mind, which is all that matters.

And for some reason like Mandalin.. when i get soooooooooooooooooooo Mad at him or frustrated or whatever, the FIRST thing i want do to do is cuss. LOLOL its a sad state of affairs with my rebellious streak when rebelling seems to mean cussing.

But it TWOULD be nice to have some other input words. So instead of slipping (which can happen at times) i can slip with something else. Ever slammed the two last toes on your foot into a wall as you were going around a corner, breaking them? LOLOL i need something better then "Unholy mother of satanic GOD" "Jesus H Roosevelt Christ, i'm going to tear down that friggen wall"

Whether its playful, or to stop a slip.. it'd be nice to have some other material to work with = )

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RE: For those who cant cuss - 8/18/2005 8:31:01 AM   
perverseangelic


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Status: offline 		Well, I still get to use "booger head" on occation. How does that one sit with you?

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RE: For those who cant cuss - 8/18/2005 10:05:01 PM   
SadistDave


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Status: offline 		Reading this thread, I'm reminded of a scene from "Point of No Return"
When you feel angry, or want to cuss, just smile and say "I never did bother with the little things"

-SD-

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RE: For those who cant cuss - 8/18/2005 10:31:54 PM   
FangsNfeet


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Status: offline 		lol it all depends on what you mean by cuss.

Terms such as Fuck, Shit, Bitch, Damn, and such use to not be known as cussing untill the began to be used as words of anger or distress. I remember being punished as kid when I used phrases such as Darn, Crude, Crap, Fugde, Shoot, and "Dang it" because of how I used them thus still cussing. "You son of a bitch" and "You son of a biscutt eater" still carry the same tone and meaning. "You just got fucked over" and "You just got screwed" or Fuck you! and Srew you! all count as the same damn thing.

so remember that it's not the word, but the meaning that you put behind it that makes it a cuss word.






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RE: For those who cant cuss - 8/18/2005 10:33:17 PM   
synrgy33


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Status: offline 		hmmm and when i get mad at SadistDave Sir, I just call Him "You bastard!"

Oh wait.. I use that all the time... but he always knows when I'm being pissy and stuff.. *laughs* I wear my anger like an open gun... steaming.. *chuckles*...

I don't really get mad at Him very often..

1. Leaving Your clothes on the chair after I just cleaned the house does not count as mad. Thats just a pet peeve.
2. Leaving your shoes in the middle of the living room...(AFTER I just cleaned house_ Okay I said a few words.. in my head.. but He didn't hear them ,does that count for not cussing? LOL
3. Cleaning the house so His new girl can come over to play... (really I'm not bitter honest.. *winks winks, I had ulterir motives)

*grins* rarely do i cuss at Sir, but I cuss ALOT... My kids cured me of it for awhile.. Every time I cussed money went into their jars. Whichever one caught me first. Basic cuss words were 10 cents a word. the F word was a quarter.. dang they broke me on that one.. I learned creative cussing for awhile. *laughs* now it's "Hey I'm the parent if I want to cuss, I CAN!" but then they are smart enough to know they can call each other jackasses and not get in trouble cuz really they're just calling each other DONKIES!" LOLOL

So maybe I missed the point of the OP but I needed to laugh some more.

stephanie~SD~ yes I'm stalking my Sir tonight, LOL



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RE: For those who cant cuss - 8/18/2005 11:19:17 PM   
Mandalin


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Status: offline 		When my daughter was between the age of 2 and about 4...she was picking up my words, and I would hear her playing in her room(she's an only child) she was starting to say shit, god damn, and bitch...weird she didnt say fuck because that's my favorite word! and hubby wasnt liking it too well. So, this was really hard at first and I hated it, but I would say "I have a potty mouth" nice and quick before those words came out. Because even if I said sucks in my swearing tone, she would copy me. Then I started saying "shanoogles" and "pookidye" and that's what I say when I'm around others now. But if I should break my toes on the door frame....everything else comes out, LOL!

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RE: For those who cant cuss - 8/19/2005 4:52:46 AM   
IronBear


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Status: offline 		In mixed company and some one pisses me off I usually make a couple of ripe comments in Gorean. It lets of the head of steem and doesn't offend anyone, even other Goreans who usually end up choking on the food or drinks.

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