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Today is my birthday! - 12/10/2007 9:15:18 AM

Jinger

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I'm 20 now.
My teen years are gone, and I am still a virgin (vaginally speaking that is).

I wonder if I'll be as attractive as I was when I was 19...

Totally doing this to get attention on my birthday.

If anyone wants to buy me something, I like: cars, beach houses, tiger cubs

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RE: Today is my birthday! - 12/10/2007 9:17:06 AM

Aylee

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Happy Birthday!

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RE: Today is my birthday! - 12/10/2007 9:17:10 AM

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Happy birthday, Cutie Pie.

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RE: Today is my birthday! - 12/10/2007 12:52:59 PM

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Happy Birthday, no-longer-a-teenish one. Don't say I don't oblige with the gifts:

Your car: http://www.teslamotors.com/

Your beach house: http://www.americanhomeguides.com/apps/data/go/ahg/city/Florida/FL-Palm_Beach/West%20Palm%20Beach.html (I selected West Palm Beach for ya, although other beaches more to your liking are available)

Your tiger cub: http://z.about.com/d/studenttravel/1/0/X/J/tiger-cub-picture.jpg

Enjoy!

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RE: Today is my birthday! - 12/10/2007 1:20:29 PM

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Announce to the world you are a virgin and you'll be more attractive than you were at 19.

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RE: Today is my birthday! - 12/10/2007 1:51:46 PM

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Yay...you finally made it over the fence....Happy Birthday!!

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RE: Today is my birthday! - 12/10/2007 3:20:58 PM

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Happy Birthday Jinger

Dunno if I ever posted a question before, but I enjoyed your "Wisdom of Youth" thread.

Does that make me a Troll?
Now that you're old, will you (again) be answering Life's Questions for us?
...and, if so, will all that Wisdom have poofed away with the smoke from your birthday candles?

Some hope (for us): maybe it was the Wisdom of Virginity.

Ah...go get laid or something. No...wait. Scientific method.

We have a base line of wisdom (young & virgin).

Now that you're officially old, do another series of questions (old & virgin)

Then go get laid. More questions. (old & non-virgin).

We'll track whether you remain wise throughout...or at what point you lose it. You will, over the long haul, be answering THIS question:

Is it sex that makes us stupid...or just old age?

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RE: Today is my birthday! - 12/10/2007 3:36:18 PM

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HappyBirthday!!!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: Today is my birthday! - 12/10/2007 10:38:49 PM

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Happy Birthday.
Mine's on the 17th.

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RE: Today is my birthday! - 12/10/2007 10:42:18 PM

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Many happy Solar Returns to all you Sag's out there!

/throws confetti ######################################################################################################################

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RE: Today is my birthday! - 12/10/2007 11:42:23 PM

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Happy Birthday

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awwwwwww yeeeeeeeeah
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RE: Today is my birthday! - 12/10/2007 11:44:40 PM

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Jinger! Where have you been? I was worried.... Happy Birthday!

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RE: Today is my birthday! - 12/11/2007 9:11:14 AM

Jinger

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Thank you everyone for their well wishing!
To answer some of your questions I've been busy as hell doing art and finals and papers etc etc...

I reckon the last post answering questions died because, well, people stopped asking questions and I didn't want to keep pushing.
I may do another post like that in the future, but probably not for a while as I still have a lot of things to manage.

So in the mean time, happy hanukkah, kwanzaa, yule tide, ramadan...and my personal favorite...happy christmas!

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RE: Today is my birthday! - 12/11/2007 9:18:06 AM

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