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The secret to marital bliss - 12/10/2007 10:54:38 AM   
Valentyne


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How to Handle a Husband

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches
in Montego Bay , Jamaica .

Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. People
would say, "What a peaceful & loving couple".

The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their
long and happy marriage.

The Husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America ,"
explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona , and took a
trip, down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn't gone too far
when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at
the horse and quietly said, "That's once."

"We proceeded a little further and horse stumbled again. Once more my
wife quietly said, "That's twice."

"We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time.
My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.

I SHOUTED at her, "What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the
poor animal like that. Are you crazy?

She looked at ME, and quietly said, "That's once."
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RE: The secret to marital bliss - 12/12/2007 8:12:12 PM   
StrongSpirit


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How about this one.

The young bride to be was taken aside by her mother. 

"Dear, I have the secret to a happy marriage.  But you must promise to never tell your father."

"Yes Mom, I promise."

"The secret is four fold.  First you must find a man that can give you orgasm after orgasm in just 5 minutes.  Second you must find a man that can afford to give you the life that you deserve.  Third you must find a man that you love unconditionally, willing to do anything to keep him happy."

"And the fourth one Mom?"

"Fourth, these three men must never meet your husband."


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