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Dear Muttling - 12/10/2007 3:59:32 PM   
Muttling


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Status: offline 		This is the thread where I will answer the countless e-mails I get asking for advice.   Here's the first:



Dear Mutt,

What can I buy for the Master who has everything?

Ashley



Dear Assley,

If he had everything, he’d have a slave who knows how to buy him presents.

Sincerely,

Mutt
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RE: Dear Muttling - 12/10/2007 4:09:24 PM   
ShreveportMaster


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Status: offline 		what to get for the Man who has everything??? Antibiotics!

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"And to sooth the Bosk, there was found a Singing Cowboy. To soothe the Cowboy, a kajira is needed."

Riders of Gor
Book 37, Pg 298 ;-)

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RE: Dear Muttling - 12/11/2007 7:31:11 PM   
MistressPav


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Status: offline 		Dear Muttling,

Since  your thread about hair styles for the male pubic area, I'm curious about  your own "hair style".  =)
Thank you,
~Pav


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(my boy "ToyZ")
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"An it harm none, unless they deserve it, do what ye will." --Scorpio Creed

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RE: Dear Muttling - 12/11/2007 9:16:17 PM   
Muttling


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quote:

ORIGINAL: MistressPav

Dear Muttling,

Since  your thread about hair styles for the male pubic area, I'm curious about  your own "hair style".  =)
Thank you,
~Pav




Dear Ms Pav,

I realize the blindfold and arm binders prevented such observations, but a more improved deep throating technique would have revealed the answer to your lips.

Better Luck During Our Next Encounter,

Mutt

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RE: Dear Muttling - 12/12/2007 12:02:40 AM   
MistressPav


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Muttling

quote:

ORIGINAL: MistressPav

Dear Muttling,

Since  your thread about hair styles for the male pubic area, I'm curious about  your own "hair style".  =)
Thank you,
~Pav







Dear Ms Pav,

I realize the blindfold and arm binders prevented such observations, but a more improved deep throating technique would have revealed the answer to your lips.

Better Luck During Our Next Encounter,

Mutt



BWAUAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHH


< Message edited by MistressPav -- 12/12/2007 12:11:00 AM >

_____________________________

Proud Owner of Zubi
(my boy "ToyZ")
Claimed & Collared 9magick#2008

"An it harm none, unless they deserve it, do what ye will." --Scorpio Creed

A- Rh-




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RE: Dear Muttling - 12/13/2007 1:40:00 PM   
MistressPav


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Status: offline 		Dear Muttling,

RazorJak suggested that I may be a "twit".  Now, he doesn't know me like you do, so I wanted to ask  you:
Am I a "twit"?  I will take your word as the final say, and if YOU deem it so, I will put my new subtitle in my signature.

Thank you for your insight as it always enlightens me.

Mistress Pav
PS.  Even if you dub me as twit, I still think Razor needs to drink his own cum.....just for good measure and all, you know ....the whole health, wealth and happiness thing.


_____________________________

Proud Owner of Zubi
(my boy "ToyZ")
Claimed & Collared 9magick#2008

"An it harm none, unless they deserve it, do what ye will." --Scorpio Creed

A- Rh-




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RE: Dear Muttling - 12/13/2007 2:40:28 PM   
Muttling


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Status: offline 		Dear Twit Pav,

I am well versed in the jealousy that you are required to endure from the opposite sex.  Just the other day, two women were fighting over me.  One of them even told me "If you don't stay away from her, I'm going to arrest you."    Such jealous responses are common place for superior beings.

I suggest you change your title in recognition for the view points of a lesser so long as he embraces your female superiority by changing his title to "cum guzzler".

Supremely Yours,
Mutt

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RE: Dear Muttling - 12/13/2007 5:25:06 PM   
MistressPav


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Status: offline 		Dear Muttling,

Saweet.  Consider it done.

uh...wait a sec....**grabs the updated version of the Muttling Dictionary of Smut and looks up the word "twit"***
I don't have my contacts in.  What does this entry say?

~Mistress "Twit" Pav, Mistress of Extreme Twitness


_____________________________

Proud Owner of Zubi
(my boy "ToyZ")
Claimed & Collared 9magick#2008

"An it harm none, unless they deserve it, do what ye will." --Scorpio Creed

A- Rh-




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RE: Dear Muttling - 12/13/2007 8:18:36 PM   
Muttling


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quote:

ORIGINAL: MistressPav

Dear Muttling,

Saweet.  Consider it done.

uh...wait a sec....**grabs the updated version of the Muttling Dictionary of Smut and looks up the word "twit"***
I don't have my contacts in.  What does this entry say?

~Mistress "Twit" Pav, Mistress of Extreme Twitness





Such answers are made up on a need to know basis and you don't need to know.  Torture and interrogate me to your heart's content.

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RE: Dear Muttling - 12/13/2007 9:25:57 PM   
cuffnspankme


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Status: offline 		*looks around and notices that the decor is lacking*
 
Dear Muttling you need a pretty subby to be chandelier to brighten the place up a bit. I am not available though, I am the chandlier over on the Ask The Demon thread. Just a suggestion.

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RE: Dear Muttling - 12/13/2007 10:27:45 PM   
Muttling


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Status: offline 		Dear cuffnsuck,

Chandeliers are wonderous things to look at, but I prefer more interactive lighting.   While this thread is a process in development, I would need two or three alpha slaves willing to swing the flogger till their arms give way.   I will also need twice as many masochists to provide mood and emergency lighting from their glowing butt cheeks.

I respect the folks on the Ask The Demon thread, but I prefer a completely functional decor.    A slave in suspension for pure decoration is of no use to me.   I prefer to take pleasure in tormenting that slave (or having others torment the slave).  

The lighting is a benefit for evacuation during power outages and the red hughs are especially apporpriate.  During normal operations, intense lighting (e.g. metal hallides) are provided for all body parts that are to be exposed to pain.

Disrespectfully Yours,

Muttling

< Message edited by Muttling -- 12/13/2007 10:28:39 PM >

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RE: Dear Muttling - 12/14/2007 3:07:39 PM   
MistressPav


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quote:

ORIGINAL: cuffnspankme

*looks around and notices that the decor is lacking*
 
Dear Muttling you need a pretty subby to be chandelier to brighten the place up a bit. I am not available though, I am the chandlier over on the Ask The Demon thread. Just a suggestion.


****before cuffnspankme leaves, Pav grabs a spray bottle of cold water and sprays cuffnspankme's dangly bits to make them shine****


_____________________________

Proud Owner of Zubi
(my boy "ToyZ")
Claimed & Collared 9magick#2008

"An it harm none, unless they deserve it, do what ye will." --Scorpio Creed

A- Rh-




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