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RE: typical conversation on collar me - 12/10/2007 11:24:08 PM   
Phin


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ORIGINAL: hsagnev

it is a detachable one
now you have that song stuck in my head... thanks...

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RE: typical conversation on collar me - 12/10/2007 11:25:49 PM   
hsagnev


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ORIGINAL: Aylee

No, I am not feeling "mean."  However, I do not care to be grouped in with whatever proclamations that you decide the rest of us should fall under.  Nor do I like the idea that you feel that you have some sort of authority/right to define myself, or my actions, or to speak for me. 

I am completely capable of doing all those myself.



Yes, you’re right, I was being completely judgmental.

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RE: typical conversation on collar me - 12/10/2007 11:26:25 PM   
TheHeretic


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ORIGINAL: hsagnev

But, I like it when you poke my monkey.


      Then you'll want to email Santa for some of these...

http://www.chaseunion.com/documents/urethra/differ.htm



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RE: typical conversation on collar me - 12/10/2007 11:26:46 PM   
sexyred1


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Phin

quote:

ORIGINAL: hsagnev

it is a detachable one
now you have that song stuck in my head... thanks...


did I miss something? what song? a detachable monkey song?

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RE: typical conversation on collar me - 12/10/2007 11:27:48 PM   
hsagnev


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ORIGINAL: sexyred1

quote:

ORIGINAL: Phin

quote:

ORIGINAL: hsagnev

it is a detachable one
now you have that song stuck in my head... thanks...


did I miss something? what song? a detachable monkey song?


was it king missile?

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RE: typical conversation on collar me - 12/10/2007 11:29:23 PM   
Phin


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Status: offline 		Detachable Penis by King Missile

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.

[ background singing begins:
"detachable penis" over and over ]

This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think
it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
[ Lyrics found at www.mp3lyrics.org/fAt ]
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down
every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue
towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books
and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I
talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get
it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.

[ background voices continue to sing "detachable penis" for
a while, then out ]

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RE: typical conversation on collar me - 12/10/2007 11:30:06 PM   
hsagnev


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quote:

ORIGINAL: sexyred1

quote:

ORIGINAL: Phin

quote:

ORIGINAL: hsagnev

it is a detachable one
now you have that song stuck in my head... thanks...


did I miss something? what song? a detachable monkey song?


Yeah, it's King Missile, "Detachable Penis."

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RE: typical conversation on collar me - 12/10/2007 11:30:43 PM   
laurell3


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RE: typical conversation on collar me - 12/10/2007 11:31:45 PM   
sexyred1


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Status: offline 		Ok, now I love both you guys! Goodnight and sweet dreams...I may be dreaming of an "attached" penis since a detached one won't do me any good.

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RE: typical conversation on collar me - 12/10/2007 11:31:55 PM   
hsagnev


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quote:

ORIGINAL: laurell3

You're all completely insane!


no, just inane

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RE: typical conversation on collar me - 12/10/2007 11:32:31 PM   
TheHeretic


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Status: offline 		       Yes, but he only needs a few more to get rid of the kink-yangs.  It isn't like I have to get up for work in the morning or anything... oh, wait...

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RE: typical conversation on collar me - 12/10/2007 11:32:47 PM   
Phin


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Status: offline 		Insane in the Membrane by Cypress Hill

Who you tryin to get crazy with ese?
Don't you know I'm loco?

[ B-Real ]
To da one on da flamboyant tip
I'll just toss that ham in the fryin pan
like spam, get done when I come and slam
Damn, I feel like the Son of Sam
Don't make me wreck shit, hectic
Next get the chair got me goin
like General Electric
Annnd, the lights are blinkin I'm thinkin
It's all over when I go out drinkin
Ohh, makin my mind slow
That's why I don't fuck with the big four-oh
Bro, I got ta' maintain
Cause a nigga like me is goin insane

[ Chorus ]
Insane in da membrane.. insane in da brain!
Insane in da membrane.. insane in da brain!
Insane in da membrane.. crazy
insane, got no brain!
Insane in da membrane.. insane in da brain!

[ Sen Dog ]
Do my shit undercover now it's
time for the blubba
[ Lyrics found at www.mp3lyrics.org/aQ4 ]
blabber, to watch that belly get fatter
Fat boy on a diet, don't try it
I'll jack yo' ass like a looter in a riot
My shit's fat, like a sumo, slammin dat ass
Leavin yo' face in the grass
Cause you know, I don't take a duro, lightly
Punks just jealous cause they can't outwrite me
or kick that style, wicked, wild
Happy face nigga never seen me smile
Rip dat main=frame, I'll explain
A nigga like me is goin insane

[ Chorus ]

{*DJ Muggs cuts and scratches*}

[ B-Real ]
Like Louie Armstrong, played the trumpet
I'll hit that bong and break ya off somethin soon
I got ta get my props
Cops, come and try to snatch my crops
These pigs wanna blow my house down
Head underground, to the next town
They get mad when they come to raid my pad
and I'm out in the nine-deuce Cad
Yes I'm the pirate, pilot
of this ship if I get with the ultraviolet dream
Hide from the red light beam
Now do you believe in the unseen?
Look, but don't make you eyes strain
A nigga like me is goin insane

[ Chorus ]

{*DJ Muggs cuts and scratches*}

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"Isn't wonderful when our bruises show what we hide in the back of our heads?"Fayetteville band, Nephilym

"He is my angel, my devil, my naughty boy, but above anything else my Master"My girl sin

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RE: typical conversation on collar me - 12/10/2007 11:33:27 PM   
sexyred1


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ORIGINAL: laurell3

You're all completely insane!


Yes, and you know you love it! Plus, aren't you impressed that we turned a potentially bad thread into a fun thread with the words "pet my monkey" and "detachable penis" in it?

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RE: typical conversation on collar me - 12/10/2007 11:33:27 PM   
laurell3


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Status: offline 		See if you were having a blizzard like us you wouldn't have to...uh...hmmm...not sure which is good...neither?

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I cannot be defined by moments in my life, but must be considered for by the entirety of my existence.

When you fail to consider that I am the best judge for what is right for me, all of your opinions become suspect to me.

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RE: typical conversation on collar me - 12/10/2007 11:34:30 PM   
laurell3


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quote:

ORIGINAL: sexyred1

quote:

ORIGINAL: laurell3

You're all completely insane!


Yes, and you know you love it! Plus, aren't you impressed that we turned a potentially bad thread into a fun thread with the words "pet my monkey" and "detachable penis" in it?


Of course I do.  You're an evil woman red, you deserve to be punished!

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I cannot be defined by moments in my life, but must be considered for by the entirety of my existence.

When you fail to consider that I am the best judge for what is right for me, all of your opinions become suspect to me.

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RE: typical conversation on collar me - 12/10/2007 11:35:09 PM   
sexyred1


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Status: offline 		Great, now Phin plays another song and now I cannot go to sleep waiting to see if he comes up with lyrics for Inane.


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RE: typical conversation on collar me - 12/10/2007 11:35:41 PM   
Phin


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Status: offline 		hey no fair... I want a blizzard (noone tell me to go to DQ)

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"Isn't wonderful when our bruises show what we hide in the back of our heads?"Fayetteville band, Nephilym

"He is my angel, my devil, my naughty boy, but above anything else my Master"My girl sin

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RE: typical conversation on collar me - 12/10/2007 11:36:26 PM   
laurell3


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_____________________________

I cannot be defined by moments in my life, but must be considered for by the entirety of my existence.

When you fail to consider that I am the best judge for what is right for me, all of your opinions become suspect to me.

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RE: typical conversation on collar me - 12/10/2007 11:36:29 PM   
MissMagnolia


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Status: offline 		Uptight? A forum that is swimming in delightful questions such as: Can I eat shit safely?, Why does my pussy smell like chocolate covered squid? and the ever popular Does my penis look big in this?

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RE: typical conversation on collar me - 12/10/2007 11:37:52 PM   
Phin


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Status: offline 		Inane by KMFDM

Chew it all up - Turn it around - Give the
meaning a twist - Spit it back out
Repulsive - Corrosive - Enticing - Confusing
- Abusive - Elusive - Provoking
Amusing - Mangled and ground - Decomposed and
destroyed - Whatever was found
We invented the sound
Prepared to order - Cooked to perfection -
According to taste - No dissatisfaction
German engineering - Astounding ingenuity - Over
a decade of conceptual continuity
KMFDM - A constant intrusion - It poisons
your blood - You need an infusion
[ Lyrics found at www.mp3lyrics.org/38xk ]
Like everything else it's completely inane
Profoundly profane and it drives me insane
KMFDM - What do you know - Don't blow your top now, here we go!
KMFDM - What's the deal
You're so naive, come on get real!
KMFDM - For what your money can buy
Leave your angst behind and fly sky-high!
KMFDM - Make your choice
Celebrate chaos - Get into the noise!
KMFDM - Nihilistic and free
UAIOE for you and me
Help us, save us, take us away
KMFDM - Make my day
KMFDM - What's the story
Sex on the flag, split and glory
KMFDM can't suck hard enough
Have a little more - You just love that stuff

_____________________________

"Isn't wonderful when our bruises show what we hide in the back of our heads?"Fayetteville band, Nephilym

"He is my angel, my devil, my naughty boy, but above anything else my Master"My girl sin

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